Ow
I fell down a few of the basement stairs tonight. Tried to break my fall with my right hand, failed and ended up whacking my head off the laundry basket down there. Now my hand hurts worse, did something to my foot and since I of course laughed my ass off for a good 5 minutes to the point where I was almost crying, i now have a headache.
It only took almost 7 years for me to do it. That's freaking awesome.