Oct 05, 2005 12:24
Mr. Tongueless, the new store chipmunk at Shaman Drum, ate a hole in the bag my loaf of bread was living in last night and helped himself to some bread and peanut butter. He is now eating upwards of 20-30 lbs of food a day. It's only a matter of time before he finds out that the new "Great Wraps" restaurant across the street has added cheesesteaks to the equation ...
p.s. last night someone tagged my cat and I had to spend a half hour next to the sink cleaning the marker off its little paws with soap and water. When I find out exactly who did it I'm going to tattoo their entire forearms while they're sleeping.