RYAN ROSS' MOTHERFUCKING BLOG.
Just. THIS.
Yeah, I know, EVERYONE else has already posted this (and sqeed like mad, tbh), but I kind of had to as well. BECAUSE UM. HOLY HELL. O_O Does Ryan even know the meaning of subtext? Because he's kind of a master at using it. And, as if everyone else hasn't already analyzed this blog to bits, I'm going to do a bit of my own. Mostly I'm just going to restate all the obvious meant-to-be-taken-the-wrong-way stuff he's said and say it the way that he was to.
Let's start at the top, shall we?
What he said: "It’s been a while since I’ve seen, or played music with the guys so we had quite a glorious reunion."
What he was trying to say: we all went to the practice space and had sex.
What he said: "As of now I live in Brendon’s guest room on a very small and uncomfortable air mattress. So does Spence but I think he has some sort of deluxe model, very nice."
What he was trying to say: Brendon and Spencer and I all have hot GSF sex every night on my small and uncomfortable air mattress, which, to be honest, is no longer fit for sleeping on.
What he said: "C is for…Cream"
...................Do I really have to spell it out?!!
I am forever loving this blog. And Ryan. And the glorious subtext!!
And now I'm off to go to a highschool. At 6:00 at night. Which, ya know, isn't weird at all. Clearly.
Yeah, I know, EVERYONE else has already posted this (and sqeed like mad, tbh), but I kind of had to as well. BECAUSE UM. HOLY HELL. O_O Does Ryan even know the meaning of subtext? Because he's kind of a master at using it. And, as if everyone else hasn't already analyzed this blog to bits, I'm going to do a bit of my own. Mostly I'm just going to restate all the obvious meant-to-be-taken-the-wrong-way stuff he's said and say it the way that he was to.
Let's start at the top, shall we?
What he said: "It’s been a while since I’ve seen, or played music with the guys so we had quite a glorious reunion."
What he was trying to say: we all went to the practice space and had sex.
What he said: "As of now I live in Brendon’s guest room on a very small and uncomfortable air mattress. So does Spence but I think he has some sort of deluxe model, very nice."
What he was trying to say: Brendon and Spencer and I all have hot GSF sex every night on my small and uncomfortable air mattress, which, to be honest, is no longer fit for sleeping on.
What he said: "C is for…Cream"
...................Do I really have to spell it out?!!
I am forever loving this blog. And Ryan. And the glorious subtext!!
And now I'm off to go to a highschool. At 6:00 at night. Which, ya know, isn't weird at all. Clearly.