silly pickup lines
Help! something's wrong with my eyes - i just can't take them off you.
Guy: Did i see you somewhere? Girl: NO, Guy: Then i must have seen you in my dreams! (works everytime)
Excuse me, but weren't we blissfully married in a past life?
Baby did you fart, cause you blow me away!
Can i get a picture of you so i can show Santa what i want for christmas?
Do you have a girlfriend? No. Want one? (if yes: want another one?)
Did you hear the latest health report? you need to up your daily intake of vitamin me.
Hey, somebody farted, let's get out of here!
If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.
If you were a lazer, you'd be set on "stunning"
If you were a library book, i would check you out.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
Guy: Did i see you somewhere? Girl: NO, Guy: Then i must have seen you in my dreams! (works everytime)
Excuse me, but weren't we blissfully married in a past life?
Baby did you fart, cause you blow me away!
Can i get a picture of you so i can show Santa what i want for christmas?
Do you have a girlfriend? No. Want one? (if yes: want another one?)
Did you hear the latest health report? you need to up your daily intake of vitamin me.
Hey, somebody farted, let's get out of here!
If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.
If you were a lazer, you'd be set on "stunning"
If you were a library book, i would check you out.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.