I'm not dead. Yet.
Gah, it has been a long, um, several days. I've worked my ass off, been pissed off more times than I can count, been hit on my old men constantly, been hit on by young men constantly, oh, did I say I've worked constantly? I think so. Last week we left at 9 pm to go to Knoxville to pick up 3 baseball players. Got home at like 3 in the morning, almost died on the way there... I mean, seriously, we almost died. It was bad enough to make me smoke like 3 cigarettes in a row just to calm down. It also made me spill Coke all over me. But, we're not dead and we made it to the airport.
Peg and Jim are going to Kansas City to see a Royals game because 2 of the guys that play for the Royals lived with them, and one of the coaches is a good friend. So, they're leaving me. Err. The guys are leaving to go to Bluefield tomorrow. So, there's a definite 3 days that I know J and I won't kill each other. That's good to know. He was an asshole to me last night and it was bad enough to make me cry. We all know I don't cry. But I cried like a whiny little girl. And that pissed me off. So, like the bitch I am, I went off. I'm not done yet... But some of the guys made me feel a lot better after I cryed enough to get the hiccups. lol
I'm so tired. I haven't talked to my parents in like 3 days. I need to call them... We're getting ready to go out, so maybe I should get my ass off here and call my parents. Speaking of my ass, it has yet to get smaller. FYI. I want to go on a vacation... To a beach... A nude beach. Oops, did I say that out loud... No. I just have the urge to take all my clothes off and go swimming in the ocean. Ya know? And hell no I'm not drunk right now. I really want to do that. I should. Seriously. Yeah. I will dammit.
This is just getting stupid so I'm going to go call my parents. Hope you ladies and lads are having a good summer and partying it up or whatever the hell you enjoy. Yeah. Adios.
Peg and Jim are going to Kansas City to see a Royals game because 2 of the guys that play for the Royals lived with them, and one of the coaches is a good friend. So, they're leaving me. Err. The guys are leaving to go to Bluefield tomorrow. So, there's a definite 3 days that I know J and I won't kill each other. That's good to know. He was an asshole to me last night and it was bad enough to make me cry. We all know I don't cry. But I cried like a whiny little girl. And that pissed me off. So, like the bitch I am, I went off. I'm not done yet... But some of the guys made me feel a lot better after I cryed enough to get the hiccups. lol
I'm so tired. I haven't talked to my parents in like 3 days. I need to call them... We're getting ready to go out, so maybe I should get my ass off here and call my parents. Speaking of my ass, it has yet to get smaller. FYI. I want to go on a vacation... To a beach... A nude beach. Oops, did I say that out loud... No. I just have the urge to take all my clothes off and go swimming in the ocean. Ya know? And hell no I'm not drunk right now. I really want to do that. I should. Seriously. Yeah. I will dammit.
This is just getting stupid so I'm going to go call my parents. Hope you ladies and lads are having a good summer and partying it up or whatever the hell you enjoy. Yeah. Adios.