condomtastic
so i woke up this morning and my moms like..chelsea i know why the dog was barking last night! your car is covered in condoms! they look USED!
im like... duuude lemme see
so i bring the camera...
but when i get out there there are only like 7 condoms.
they are filled with a foamy white substance, the same that i found on a couple of my door handles.
but i was still a little dissapointed.
i didnt think it was picture worthy. they were too sparsely spread out.
but good joke anyway... cause i have to go to school this morning.. with imitation cum splattered on my car.
now... my mom said when she went out there after the dog started barking that the car out there looked new, gold, and like something a redneck would buy...
so who the hell is that?
o well
when people put condoms on your car.. are they implying youre a slut?
*ponders
peace, love, condoms,
chela
im like... duuude lemme see
so i bring the camera...
but when i get out there there are only like 7 condoms.
they are filled with a foamy white substance, the same that i found on a couple of my door handles.
but i was still a little dissapointed.
i didnt think it was picture worthy. they were too sparsely spread out.
but good joke anyway... cause i have to go to school this morning.. with imitation cum splattered on my car.
now... my mom said when she went out there after the dog started barking that the car out there looked new, gold, and like something a redneck would buy...
so who the hell is that?
o well
when people put condoms on your car.. are they implying youre a slut?
*ponders
peace, love, condoms,
chela