stupid survey

[chichi1514]

Do you like your name? YES

Is doing illegal shit commonplace to you? NOPE

Have you ever been a prefect? no

Are chores for bores? NO

Can you hold your own in a fight? POSSIBLY

Is Tarantino a cinematic genius or a crude, derivative schlockmeister? crude

Did your parents never allow friends round after school? haha yeah

Do you consider yourself the epitome of cool? nah

Should breaking wind in public be a criminal offence? NO

Do you always wash your cup after using it? SOMETIMES

Does the fact that the world will be engulfed by the Sun in around 4 billion years bother you? nah

Do you belong to Mensa? NO

Am I the only one who screws up burning CDs? NO

If you had to, would you fuck Elvis? NO, lord only knows what that man had

Do you find completing surveys fulfilling? SOMETIMES

Can you iron worth a rat?s ass? No

Are people forbidden to wear shoes in your home? NO

Do you know how many CDs are in your collection? 60-70

Is your music collection alphabetised? hahaha yes

Do you know your RAM from your ROM? huh?

Can you change a plug without the result blacking out half the neighbourhood? YES

Do you vacuum every day? NO

Do you have a `must watch? TV programme that you?d kill for rather than miss? general hospital
Have you ever installed Windows without having a mental breakdown? yes

Do you own more than ten books? way more

Can you cook without the risk of making people barf? no

You turn up to a party and someone?s wearing the same outfit as you: do you die, kill them or leave? WOULD'NT CARE

Have you ever puked in someone else?s home? YES

Do you know the formula for solving a quadratic equation? NO

Have you seen Jerry Springer ? The Musical? NO

Does the Euclidean algorithm for computing the greatest common divisor of two integers mean anything to you?

NO

Have you been fired from a job for persistent tardy, or non, attendance? NO

Did you ever win a prize at school? YES

Do you carry spare nylons with you in case you or a friend get a run? NO

If the severed heads of everyone who uses Linux were lined up end to end would you even care? NO

Can you spell defenestration? DEFENESTRATION

Do you know what it means? NO

Is Bono God? NO

Have you ever displayed your genitals in public? NO

Do you pretend to become slightly orgasmic at the thought of vampire lust? NO

Can you tell me which song that?s from? UH NO

Have you read The Lord Of The Rings? NO

Do you quote verses from The Bible as passers-by in the street? NO

Can you juggle? NO

Do you think bouncy castles are fun? yes
Are the majority of your clothes designer dry clean only? NO

Have you ever glued your fingers together on purpose? NO .
Do you like mueseli? WhAT?

Is batique cool? DO NOT KNOW WAT THAT IS

Do you smoke French cigarettes? NO

Do you visit the hairdresser more than once a month? NO

Is your feng shui good? FOR SOME I GUESS

Have you ever been threatened with being committed to an asylum? no

Where do you feel more at home: the burbs or the ghetto? burbs :(

Ever made excuses to skip gym class? YES

Did you instead have to sit it out, watch the others in your stockinged feet and be made to feel like a dweeb? NO

Have you ever denied a MySpace friend request on a random whim of spite? NO

Was Jello Biafra right on in his mayoral campaign with his policy of business people having to dress like clowns during working hours? HUH?

Is Michael Moore the voice of a nation or a fat slob? fat slob

Do you summer in The Hamptons? NO

Have you got sexually aroused while reading American Psycho? NEVER SEEN IT

Do you wish you were Marilyn Manson? UH NO

Can you quote Pi to more than three decimal places? 3.147

Do you like pie? NO

What?s the worst insult you can think of? N*****

Did you have a lazy eye as a child and have to wear a patch occasionally? NO

Do you have imaginary friends? NO

Do you prefer them to your `real? ones? NO

Are spiders webs indoors: trendy pseudo goth chic, a disgrace, or a neat way of keeping the flies down? A DISGRACE

Have you have ECT? huh?

Do you believe awesomest is a proper word? no

Have you ever frequently wished you were dead? no

How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man? NOT SURE

Do you think digital watches are a pretty neat idea? YUP

Have you ever spelled out words on your calculator? YES

Are Beavis and Butt-head your role models? no

Does the 30th anniversary edition of Night Of The Living Dead blow chunks? HAVEN'T SEEN IT

Do you like your (wo)men like you do your coffee? i dont like coffee

Have you ever discussed Chekov at a dinner party? NOt yet

Did you think I meant the dude from Star Trek? NO

Have you ever held your breath until you turned blue? NO

Would you insist on a change of sheets if someone else had slept in your bed? yes

Do you make your bed with hospital corners? NO

Should Eric Clapton die NOW? NO

Have you ever cried yourself to sleep at night over unfulfilled dreams? ya

Is an `ohm? to you something that meditating dudes chant? YES

Do you suffer from an OCD? NO

Do you wish you had a complete set of Star Wars action figures? NO

Does ?what?s the worst that can happen?? sound like a portent, or a challenge to you? huh?

Can you lick your own eyebrows? NO

Have you ever been mistaken for someone famous? NO

Do you know the difference between being `anally retentive? and `constipated?? YES

Have you ever walked doggy doo into someone?s home? NO

Was it on purpose? N/A

Does your chewing gum lose its flavour on the bedpost overnight? yes

Have you ever fantasised about being eaten by an octopus? UH NO

Are either of your parents in prison for a felony? NO

Do you own a Persian rug? NO

Who does the Moon belong to? the man in the moon

Did you feel a particular question was directed at you personally? NO