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hey! i just have a joke for today (its kinda corny so just sit tight):
one day this lady, who is about 50 years old, gets out of her shower and looks in the mirror. "Oh how old i look! my skin is wrinkled, i have 2 chins, my hair is grey, my skin is sagging, just look at me! Ugh.", she says to herself. then she looks over at her husband who is patiently listening on the bed and she says to him, "well, don't you have anything NICE to say about me?" The husband looks at her with a blank face and says, "well, your vision's still perfect!"
haha hope you liked it! luv ya!
one day this lady, who is about 50 years old, gets out of her shower and looks in the mirror. "Oh how old i look! my skin is wrinkled, i have 2 chins, my hair is grey, my skin is sagging, just look at me! Ugh.", she says to herself. then she looks over at her husband who is patiently listening on the bed and she says to him, "well, don't you have anything NICE to say about me?" The husband looks at her with a blank face and says, "well, your vision's still perfect!"
haha hope you liked it! luv ya!