Kinda need a new title

[chicating]

for my story about a robbery, an accidental shooting, and a first edition of the Maltese Falcon. The story is a dark comedy and currently has a rather wacky title that the editor doesn't like. (I like it, but do agree that it only has passing relation to the story's content and don't really have a problem making the change, but I do kind of think of it by its working name, so I'm having trouble coming up with something fresh.)My other choices seem punny and ridiculous(e.g. "Ex-Libris")
Help me, Hivemind.