Dear Chris Hayes...
Yes, Jon Kyl truly is that much of a dick. Boggles the imagination, doesn't it? Try living here...no, on second thought, don't. I'd be psyched to share a city with you, but I don't think you could handle the stupid, and I'd hate to break that whole Jimmy Oleson/Chris O'Donnell vibe you've got going. But you've got it the tiniest bit wrong...this isn't "tough talk" on Kyl's part...this is the real Kyl...the one who defends smegna like Bunning and who, if my sources can be trusted(and, you know, I think so) had a bunch of anti-privatization protestors, mostly seniors and PWD arrested in front of his office. Not me, I was at McCain's, which went okay, except for the terrifying view into the Maverick's psyche that sitting in his office provided.
Kyl generally looks like more of an adult in Washington, though. I'm shocked he let his Responsible mask slip so far but very glad you were there for it.
Not least because you would understand why I elbowed my mother after you were on and said "Speaking of fat asses,"(Kyl's, not yours...I've spent more than a few idle moments pondering yours, and I'd suspect few complaints...is that rude?)
Kyl's, on the other hand, could be in a separate zip code from the rest of him. Which I would not care about if I did not think he was a shitweasel.
Kyl generally looks like more of an adult in Washington, though. I'm shocked he let his Responsible mask slip so far but very glad you were there for it.
Not least because you would understand why I elbowed my mother after you were on and said "Speaking of fat asses,"(Kyl's, not yours...I've spent more than a few idle moments pondering yours, and I'd suspect few complaints...is that rude?)
Kyl's, on the other hand, could be in a separate zip code from the rest of him. Which I would not care about if I did not think he was a shitweasel.