I worry about my attendant sometimes...
This morning, I sneezed and banged the shit out of my knee. Which caused the muscle to tense and press even harder to the thing I banged myself on. For a small thing, it hurt profusely(that's what she said.) and I cursed and said "Yow!"
She eventually came to help, but she said she "thought it was the television"
Really? With no HBO, you thought "Motherfucker!" was the television, and what about the yowling? Gangsta cat show?(my mother hates that part of the Daves' influence on me, btw. Though she can fling an expletive herself.)
Kitty Genovese would have fucking died in my neighborhood too, unless she had non-regulation miniblinds.
I sort of think it's weird that mom liked my sexy interlude in "Model Citizen"
D's a nice woman, but I swear part of her brain is back in the Fatherland.
She eventually came to help, but she said she "thought it was the television"
Really? With no HBO, you thought "Motherfucker!" was the television, and what about the yowling? Gangsta cat show?(my mother hates that part of the Daves' influence on me, btw. Though she can fling an expletive herself.)
Kitty Genovese would have fucking died in my neighborhood too, unless she had non-regulation miniblinds.
I sort of think it's weird that mom liked my sexy interlude in "Model Citizen"
D's a nice woman, but I swear part of her brain is back in the Fatherland.