It's Finally Here!
Yes, it's true! The first chapter of the Hope Legacy is here. I would have gotten this out faster, but school started this week and midterms start next week :P. I pretty much pumped this chapter out all day today and yesterday (which isn't a very easy feat :D). This is my first ever legacy, and my first ever story, so I'm excited to start. I also have a new appreciation for all of you guys who have committed to this! Anyway, let's get to reading shall we? *Note: This Legacy may include swearing and will include lots of woohooing, but no nudity :)*
Why hello there Poppy! How are you doing today?
Poppy: Great, thanks for asking!
Ummm, aren't you going to ask who I am?
Poppy: No, why would I? You seem nice enough! I would like to know what your name is though.
Well you can just call me Kat, now let's get down to business. You are part of a legacy, I choose you to be the founder because you looked like the easiest person to drug. Oh, and you're pretty.
Poppy: Well what do you think of that Rightie! I get to be the founder of a legacy!..... Yeah, I know what you mean....Uh huh... Okay! The hands and I have decided that this sounds like fun!
Oh wow, that was easy ;D. You do know that this means you have to have lots of babies, right?
Poppy: Psh, YEAH! Are you kidding? My uterus is rearing to go!
Well, here's your "house". How do you like it?
Poppy: OMAIGAWD!!!! IT"S SOOOO PINK *jizzes pants*
Well I'm glad you like it! So, while Poppy, erm.... enjoys herself over there I figured I should tell you her traits. Poppy is a Childish Genius, who is also Artistic, Clumsy, and Good. She likes Pop, Cookies, and the color Hot pink; and she has the feisty Aries start sign. Her lifetime wish is to be a Dynamic DNS Profiler, yeah right. So Poppy, do you think I explained you well enough?
Poppy: *drools* so...pink...
So Poppy, here's the lowdown. After we get you a job at the police station we're going straight into the town to find you a man, got it?
Poppy: Does it have to be a man?
O.O Ummm, yes. What were you thinking?
Poppy: Well, I've always wanted to know what it was like to do it with a centaur. 'Cause they got a horse's p-
OKAY STOP RIGHT THERE! Way to scar my reader's Poppy, nice job. >:(
OMG! Pigeons! They're so cute 8D!! Poppy go scare them away, I want to see they flying animation!
Poppy: 8D Yay pigeons!
Pigeons: *no reaction*
Hmmm, well that didn't work. Really EA, is it that hard to make them fly away?
Poppy: Can I go get a job now?
So after Poppy got a job, I sent her to the Library to read up on Logic and hopefully meet some cute guys. But there were no guys, no skill books, and she couldn't even play chess on the computer!
Bridgeport library is a ....
And so, after an uneventful day, Poppy went to sleep. Dreaming about the roof she didn't have.
Poppy: ZZZZZZZ...need roof...ZZZZ...Kat too cheap....
HEY!
So Poppy, notice anything new?
Poppy: I notice that you are watching me take a dump. You've never done that before, does that count?
Erm, no. I'm talking furniture-wise.
Poppy: In that case... no o____o
Notice anything now? Maybe, something right in front of you?
Poppy: Well...you brought me that cardboard cereal again, and my butt kind of hurts, oh! And today is my first day of work!
No stupid! I bought you a chess table with the money you made "solving the unsolvable" last night!
Poppy: Oh, thanks... o____o
Have a good day at work Poppy! I'll try to stalk some potential prey for you while you're gone :D
Poppy: You sound more like a hunter than a matchmaker D:
Oooo, who's this?
Hot Guy: Excuse me, is it hot in here or is it just my chiseled features and my overwhelming sexiness?
Oh, it's you, believe me >:D
Hot Guy: *walks through garden* I'm too sexy to use a sidewalk :)
Yes, yes you are
So I sent Poppy to meet this guy, but he wasn't home. So she decided to yell at the call box. Having fun there Poppy?
Poppy: This mother-trucking piece of shizz won't let me flippin' meet the man of my dreams!
O.O Woah! Calm down there Poppy! We'll just stalk him until you can meet him okay?!
Poppy: Fine >:(
Poppy: OMAIGAWD! You didn't tell me that the man of my dreams is Matthew Hamming!
Ummm, who's Matthew Hamming?
Poppy: Only the studliest actor in the whole simverse! He was in Lord of the Sims, Sim Wars, and Supersim! I can't believe you don't know who he is!
Matthew: Who is this girl talking to? Maybe If I give her an autograph she'll go away.
Matthew: That's a boob right?
Poppy: *giggle*
Yup, they're made for each other.
Poppy: You know, you're almost as hot as that Matthew Hamming guy. You could be twins except for your wearing different jackets :D
Matthew: *jizzes pants*
This is actually kind of disgusting, and really Poppy? He IS Matthew Hamming!
Squeeeee :D:D:D:D
Poppy: So I know that we only met like, 3 hours ago... but, will you be my boyfriend?
Good job Poppy! Make a move!
Poppy: N-no? But w-we kissed? *falls on ground, while simultaneously becoming a 3 star celebrity*
Wait WHAT? 3-star celeb? I guess asking out a 5-star celebrity make you famous o.o
Poppy: Don't you care that he rejected me?
Oh, yeah sorry. But don't worry about it, he has commitment issues anyway. Why don't you ask him on a date tomorrow?
*TWO MORNINGS LATER*
Poppy: Ugh, talk about a killer headache... what happened last night Kat?
Well, you took my advice and asked Matthew on a date...
Let's just say you got a little drunk, so he took you home and... well
Poppy: W-we woohooed didn't we Kat? I can't believe I was so stupid!
Don't worry about it! You just had a little fun, no big deal. Now go get ready for work, I'll see you when you get back.
Hey there Poppy! Why all the excitement?
Poppy: What do you think? I'm pregnant! Matthew will have to date me now!
Actually no, you see Poppy...there's something I haven't told you. There are rules to this legacy, and it says that the founder can't marry of move-in an rich sim; and well, Matthew is rich...
Poppy: You mean, I can't date Matthew?
I'm really sorry! I should have told you before you....you know. But we have to find someone for you to marry if we want any chance of supporting this baby!
Poppy: I understand, if I have to break-up with Matthew to carry on this legacy, then I'll do it.
Good, then we should probably go to some bars to try to find a suitable man for you.
You have got to be kidding me... Matthew is HERE! A 5-star celebrity at The Grind!? Oh well, I guess we can kill two hot celebrities with one stone. Poppy, why don't you go talk to Matthew.
Poppy: Matthew,I want to apologize for what happened last night, I was way out of line.
Matthew: It's okay babe, I forgive you.
Poppy: I've decided that I want us to just be friends... and you deserve to know that I'm, well, I'm pregnant...
Matthew: O__________O
Matthew: That's great! Congratulations!
Well that was easy :D Now lets go to another bar to find your prince charming!
Why hello there Mr. Studmuffin ;D
StudMuffin: Hello, can I get you a drink?
Oh yes, you can get me a drink any day ;)
Poppy: I'll have a margarita on the rocks please.
Umm Poppy? Are you sure you should be drinking while you're pregnant?
Poppy: Oh yeah, my Mom drank all the time when I was in her belly.
That explains so many things...
I just thought this picture was cute :)
*The Next Morning*
Poppy: AHHHHHHH THE PAIN! MY VAGINA IS TEARING IN TWO AND OOZING GOO EVERYWHERE!!!
Really? A goo joke, that's so overused. I don't even see any go- OMAIGAWD IT"S EVERYWHERE!!
Poppy: GAHH IT HURTS
Come on Poppy! Squeeze 'er out!
Poppy: *cuddle* All better :D
Everybody, meet Amelia Hope! She was born with the Excitable and Brave traits locked in, she likes French music, Fish and Chips, and the color pink. She is also a Taurus.
Poppy: What a cute little dragon!
Poppy, Amelia isn't a Dragon...
Not 5 seconds after giving birth, Amelia decided to call the bartender, Jack. It took about 20 phone calls for them to get their relationship high enough, but I finally managed to get him to come over!
Poppy: Yeah, so I have birth to this tiny little dragon. She's really cute, you should probably come over before she burns the house down or something though.
Jack: No way! I'll come over as soon as possible!
Yay he's coming! Finally, you have a husband Poppy!
Jack came over not long after, and their relationship slowly evolved from this...
To this...
To this...
And finally to this!
Poppy: Look ma! I can make engagement rings levitate!
May the Engagement / Marriage Spammage begin!
/spammage
And there you have it! Poppy is finally married with a child. I hope you enjoyed this chapter, stay tuned to see
Thanks for reading!
Why hello there Poppy! How are you doing today?
Poppy: Great, thanks for asking!
Ummm, aren't you going to ask who I am?
Poppy: No, why would I? You seem nice enough! I would like to know what your name is though.
Well you can just call me Kat, now let's get down to business. You are part of a legacy, I choose you to be the founder because you looked like the easiest person to drug. Oh, and you're pretty.
Poppy: Well what do you think of that Rightie! I get to be the founder of a legacy!..... Yeah, I know what you mean....Uh huh... Okay! The hands and I have decided that this sounds like fun!
Oh wow, that was easy ;D. You do know that this means you have to have lots of babies, right?
Poppy: Psh, YEAH! Are you kidding? My uterus is rearing to go!
Well, here's your "house". How do you like it?
Poppy: OMAIGAWD!!!! IT"S SOOOO PINK *jizzes pants*
Well I'm glad you like it! So, while Poppy, erm.... enjoys herself over there I figured I should tell you her traits. Poppy is a Childish Genius, who is also Artistic, Clumsy, and Good. She likes Pop, Cookies, and the color Hot pink; and she has the feisty Aries start sign. Her lifetime wish is to be a Dynamic DNS Profiler, yeah right. So Poppy, do you think I explained you well enough?
Poppy: *drools* so...pink...
So Poppy, here's the lowdown. After we get you a job at the police station we're going straight into the town to find you a man, got it?
Poppy: Does it have to be a man?
O.O Ummm, yes. What were you thinking?
Poppy: Well, I've always wanted to know what it was like to do it with a centaur. 'Cause they got a horse's p-
OKAY STOP RIGHT THERE! Way to scar my reader's Poppy, nice job. >:(
OMG! Pigeons! They're so cute 8D!! Poppy go scare them away, I want to see they flying animation!
Poppy: 8D Yay pigeons!
Pigeons: *no reaction*
Hmmm, well that didn't work. Really EA, is it that hard to make them fly away?
Poppy: Can I go get a job now?
So after Poppy got a job, I sent her to the Library to read up on Logic and hopefully meet some cute guys. But there were no guys, no skill books, and she couldn't even play chess on the computer!
Bridgeport library is a ....
And so, after an uneventful day, Poppy went to sleep. Dreaming about the roof she didn't have.
Poppy: ZZZZZZZ...need roof...ZZZZ...Kat too cheap....
HEY!
So Poppy, notice anything new?
Poppy: I notice that you are watching me take a dump. You've never done that before, does that count?
Erm, no. I'm talking furniture-wise.
Poppy: In that case... no o____o
Notice anything now? Maybe, something right in front of you?
Poppy: Well...you brought me that cardboard cereal again, and my butt kind of hurts, oh! And today is my first day of work!
No stupid! I bought you a chess table with the money you made "solving the unsolvable" last night!
Poppy: Oh, thanks... o____o
Have a good day at work Poppy! I'll try to stalk some potential prey for you while you're gone :D
Poppy: You sound more like a hunter than a matchmaker D:
Oooo, who's this?
Hot Guy: Excuse me, is it hot in here or is it just my chiseled features and my overwhelming sexiness?
Oh, it's you, believe me >:D
Hot Guy: *walks through garden* I'm too sexy to use a sidewalk :)
Yes, yes you are
So I sent Poppy to meet this guy, but he wasn't home. So she decided to yell at the call box. Having fun there Poppy?
Poppy: This mother-trucking piece of shizz won't let me flippin' meet the man of my dreams!
O.O Woah! Calm down there Poppy! We'll just stalk him until you can meet him okay?!
Poppy: Fine >:(
Poppy: OMAIGAWD! You didn't tell me that the man of my dreams is Matthew Hamming!
Ummm, who's Matthew Hamming?
Poppy: Only the studliest actor in the whole simverse! He was in Lord of the Sims, Sim Wars, and Supersim! I can't believe you don't know who he is!
Matthew: Who is this girl talking to? Maybe If I give her an autograph she'll go away.
Matthew: That's a boob right?
Poppy: *giggle*
Yup, they're made for each other.
Poppy: You know, you're almost as hot as that Matthew Hamming guy. You could be twins except for your wearing different jackets :D
Matthew: *jizzes pants*
This is actually kind of disgusting, and really Poppy? He IS Matthew Hamming!
Squeeeee :D:D:D:D
Poppy: So I know that we only met like, 3 hours ago... but, will you be my boyfriend?
Good job Poppy! Make a move!
Poppy: N-no? But w-we kissed? *falls on ground, while simultaneously becoming a 3 star celebrity*
Wait WHAT? 3-star celeb? I guess asking out a 5-star celebrity make you famous o.o
Poppy: Don't you care that he rejected me?
Oh, yeah sorry. But don't worry about it, he has commitment issues anyway. Why don't you ask him on a date tomorrow?
*TWO MORNINGS LATER*
Poppy: Ugh, talk about a killer headache... what happened last night Kat?
Well, you took my advice and asked Matthew on a date...
Let's just say you got a little drunk, so he took you home and... well
Poppy: W-we woohooed didn't we Kat? I can't believe I was so stupid!
Don't worry about it! You just had a little fun, no big deal. Now go get ready for work, I'll see you when you get back.
Hey there Poppy! Why all the excitement?
Poppy: What do you think? I'm pregnant! Matthew will have to date me now!
Actually no, you see Poppy...there's something I haven't told you. There are rules to this legacy, and it says that the founder can't marry of move-in an rich sim; and well, Matthew is rich...
Poppy: You mean, I can't date Matthew?
I'm really sorry! I should have told you before you....you know. But we have to find someone for you to marry if we want any chance of supporting this baby!
Poppy: I understand, if I have to break-up with Matthew to carry on this legacy, then I'll do it.
Good, then we should probably go to some bars to try to find a suitable man for you.
You have got to be kidding me... Matthew is HERE! A 5-star celebrity at The Grind!? Oh well, I guess we can kill two hot celebrities with one stone. Poppy, why don't you go talk to Matthew.
Poppy: Matthew,I want to apologize for what happened last night, I was way out of line.
Matthew: It's okay babe, I forgive you.
Poppy: I've decided that I want us to just be friends... and you deserve to know that I'm, well, I'm pregnant...
Matthew: O__________O
Matthew: That's great! Congratulations!
Well that was easy :D Now lets go to another bar to find your prince charming!
Why hello there Mr. Studmuffin ;D
StudMuffin: Hello, can I get you a drink?
Oh yes, you can get me a drink any day ;)
Poppy: I'll have a margarita on the rocks please.
Umm Poppy? Are you sure you should be drinking while you're pregnant?
Poppy: Oh yeah, my Mom drank all the time when I was in her belly.
That explains so many things...
I just thought this picture was cute :)
*The Next Morning*
Poppy: AHHHHHHH THE PAIN! MY VAGINA IS TEARING IN TWO AND OOZING GOO EVERYWHERE!!!
Really? A goo joke, that's so overused. I don't even see any go- OMAIGAWD IT"S EVERYWHERE!!
Poppy: GAHH IT HURTS
Come on Poppy! Squeeze 'er out!
Poppy: *cuddle* All better :D
Everybody, meet Amelia Hope! She was born with the Excitable and Brave traits locked in, she likes French music, Fish and Chips, and the color pink. She is also a Taurus.
Poppy: What a cute little dragon!
Poppy, Amelia isn't a Dragon...
Not 5 seconds after giving birth, Amelia decided to call the bartender, Jack. It took about 20 phone calls for them to get their relationship high enough, but I finally managed to get him to come over!
Poppy: Yeah, so I have birth to this tiny little dragon. She's really cute, you should probably come over before she burns the house down or something though.
Jack: No way! I'll come over as soon as possible!
Yay he's coming! Finally, you have a husband Poppy!
Jack came over not long after, and their relationship slowly evolved from this...
To this...
To this...
And finally to this!
Poppy: Look ma! I can make engagement rings levitate!
May the Engagement / Marriage Spammage begin!
/spammage
And there you have it! Poppy is finally married with a child. I hope you enjoyed this chapter, stay tuned to see
- What Amelia will look like
- If Poppy and Jack's relationship will last
- If Poppy still has feelings for Matthew
- What grades I'll get on my Midterms
Thanks for reading!