The Entourage version of The Yellow Crayon Speech
I don't know why, but I've felt compelled to do this for a long time. Picture this happening at the end of Season 4. VINCE has climbed up somewhere high and is looking down moodily.
E
I knew I'd find you up here. Hey.
VINCE
That's your brilliant management strategy? "Hey?"
E
Well, I am fresh out of anvils, Vin.
VINCE
More stupid jokes, E? Come on.
E
Well, I never claimed to be Denis Leary but my friend used to think I was funny. Before he became a self-pitying emo *fuck*, that is. You think I'm here for my *career*, well, fuck that. I'm here because I fuckin' love you, you ass.
VINCE
Yeah, that solves it all. Bombing at Cannes, wrecking my career, costing you your house...it's all okay cause Eric Murphy loves me. It's the end of the road, E.
E
End of the road...where else am I gonna be, but with my best boy. Although I don't suppose Sbarro thinks I'm management material anymore.
VINCE
Finally, something it has it common with Holly-weird, huh, E?
E
Fuck off, Chase. Careful, I almost saw that famous smile...remember how we met?
VINCE
I was six years old, and broke my yellow crayon, and you saw yourself how the old man flipped out when I broke shit.
E
Mine too.
VINCE
So I cried, and two boys laughed...
E
and it took two days, but I kicked both of their asses.I sucker-punched one of them, but my old man *did* always say there were no rules in a real fight.
VINCE
I think they call that "irony", E.
E
Whatever...it worked, didn't it?
VINCE
But I'm not that guy anymore.
E
You think I give a shit? I love crayon-breaking Vince, Aguaman Vince, and emo, career-hit-the-skids Vince.
VINCE
What if I want to do something stupid...like fling myself off a building or climb into a bottle of Cuervo and never come out?
E
You go through me...if Vinny Chase destroys his world, I come too. Package deal, remember?
E
I knew I'd find you up here. Hey.
VINCE
That's your brilliant management strategy? "Hey?"
E
Well, I am fresh out of anvils, Vin.
VINCE
More stupid jokes, E? Come on.
E
Well, I never claimed to be Denis Leary but my friend used to think I was funny. Before he became a self-pitying emo *fuck*, that is. You think I'm here for my *career*, well, fuck that. I'm here because I fuckin' love you, you ass.
VINCE
Yeah, that solves it all. Bombing at Cannes, wrecking my career, costing you your house...it's all okay cause Eric Murphy loves me. It's the end of the road, E.
E
End of the road...where else am I gonna be, but with my best boy. Although I don't suppose Sbarro thinks I'm management material anymore.
VINCE
Finally, something it has it common with Holly-weird, huh, E?
E
Fuck off, Chase. Careful, I almost saw that famous smile...remember how we met?
VINCE
I was six years old, and broke my yellow crayon, and you saw yourself how the old man flipped out when I broke shit.
E
Mine too.
VINCE
So I cried, and two boys laughed...
E
and it took two days, but I kicked both of their asses.I sucker-punched one of them, but my old man *did* always say there were no rules in a real fight.
VINCE
I think they call that "irony", E.
E
Whatever...it worked, didn't it?
VINCE
But I'm not that guy anymore.
E
You think I give a shit? I love crayon-breaking Vince, Aguaman Vince, and emo, career-hit-the-skids Vince.
VINCE
What if I want to do something stupid...like fling myself off a building or climb into a bottle of Cuervo and never come out?
E
You go through me...if Vinny Chase destroys his world, I come too. Package deal, remember?