the perks of being a cop

[chicagosbest]

A chained Dresden is the only Dresden worth having around. Ramirez, make sure to feed him, will you? It'd be a shame if he starved to death. And if you uncuff him, I will remove very important parts of your anatomy.

[ooc: Why did Karrin cuff Dresden? Your answer.]

Comments

[dresden4hire]

It was for magical. Research. Purposes.

[chicagosbest]

Cut the bullshit, Dresden, and admit that you're a fucking five year old.

[dresden4hire]

If it had been Kincaid turned to stone and I drew it on him, you would have laughed.

[chicagosbest]

You'd also be dead right now instead of cuffed, so I think you're pretty lucky.

[dresden4hire]

It might have been worth it.

[chicagosbest]

You're a real ass, you know that?

[dresden4hire]

I do. People feel the need to tell me that often.

[chicagosbest]

Probably because they're hoping if you know about the problem, you'll fix it.

[dresden4hire]

I like to think of it as everybody else's problem.

[chicagosbest]

This is why you're chained up.

[dresden4hire]

I thought that was just so you'd know where you left me.

[chicagosbest]

You thought wrong. I'm saving the world from you.

[dresden4hire]

Hmph. I guess I won't tell you where the pictures are then.

[chicagosbest]

Don't think you can blackmail me into letting you out, Dresden. If you're chained up, you can't cause trouble with them.

[dresden4hire]

This isn't the first time I've escaped from being handcuffed by the likes of you.

[chicagosbest]

You fail to be intimidating.