Sep 23, 2009 10:01
Okay, seriously, we need Ban or Secret or even I dunno, Old Spice to give out free deodorant samples at El stations and on buses. Not just crazy homeless people either, well-dressed European types with natty pantsuits. Raise your hand if you're sure!! Whoooo! Stank!
I sat next to this old Polish lady with a suit that costs more than my monthly rent on, and when she raised her arm it was like a Whopper with Cheese, extra death.