Series finale, guys. D:
Dug the Epitaph One recap at the beginning, at least partly because I have a feeling that if you hadn't actually seen Epitaph One (which was never actually aired, right? DVD exclusive?) it would make no sense to you.
Felicia Day! ♥♥♥
I like the kid who plays babeh!imprint!Caroline. I don't know what to call her character-wise.
So Echo and Paul are still runnin' around. babeh!imprint!Caroline and Echo meeting is weirdly cute, though.
Topher! D: D: D: Oh, Topher. D: "I can bring back the world..."
ADELLE AND PRIYA AND OMG WUT. AND THE DINNER TABLE OF WUT. And ADELLE/TOPHER OMG SHE PLATONIC-LOVES HIM SO MUCH ): ): "TOPHER BRINK IS A GENIUS AND YOU WILL KEEP A CIVIL TONGUE IN THIS HOUSE"
"This is where it gets interesting."
"...it was...dull...?"
"World still needs heroes."
Beat.
EVERYBODY LAUGH AT PAUL. lol
TONY WUT. Or maybe that should be VICTOR WUT. ...no, TONY WUT it is.
Aww, Tony's so protective of T.
"Little Asian's kind of cute."
"She's a techhead, Mag! ...she's a girl, Mag!"
"I'm condemning him to that house, that hell I was trapped in for so many years..."
"So you can remember him, you can remember raising him...how ironic."
Aww, Priya/Tony. :( :(
"I was fighting to protect you! I would do anything for you, for both of you."
"Except the one thing I asked you to do."
Literally none of the cast looks remotely like ten years older. Especially not ten years spent in a post-apocalpytic hell older.
...dead!Paul?
ALPHA!
...ALPHA/ECHO HUG?
Alpha/Victor hug. o.0
"Victor! Why would someone do something so awful to your face?"
"Psycho."
Dude. Kilo. Romeo. D:
"Because we're not freakshows! ...okay, well maybe I am. And Echo. And Topher's a little off sometimes. But Adelle, she's a class act."
Aww, Victor.
"Ahaha, did he just call me a Luddite?"
Ass, Topher. ):
"I'm glad you didn't clean up."
"It spoke to the schizophrenic in me. Well, both of them, really."
ILU, Adelle.
And you continue to break my heart, Topher.
Ohh, Priya! D: D:
"HE'S IN LOVE WITH YOU, ARE YOU REALLY THAT THICK?"
...way to project your issues, there, Echo.
...I am slightly insensitive here because I've never felt Paul/Echo. Or Paul/Caroline. Like, at all.
UNEXPECTED!BENNETT IS UNEXPECTED. AND AWESOME. <3
TOPHER. :( "Her face has a look about her."
AND ADELLE BABYING TOPHER AND MY CAPSLOCK IS STUCK NOW CAUSE OMG OMG OMG D: D: D:
ADKLAJKLAJKLEJA NOT HELPING MY CAPSLOCK TONY/PRIYA/T
"You don't have to do this, you know. Not alone."
"Yes, I do. I fix what we did to their heads. You fix what we did to the rest of the world. *whispers* Your job is waaaay harder."
"Take care of her, Zone. Try not to have any influence on her of any kind."
Aww, Mag. :( I'm going to be sadface FOREVER. Sociology. Landscape architect. PEOPLE.
"Ever the shepherd, huh?"
"Leading them into the light. For good."
ADELLE. *hugs forever*
"I don't have any fantasies, Adelle."
"What a pity."
...what caught his attention on the Remember board? Did I miss something? Did I forget something? Either of those are totally legitimate and plausible answers.
WAY TO SAVE THE WORLD, TOPHER. <3
Awww, Zone and tineh!no-longer-Caroline.
Well, that's creepy. Really? Really? I get that it's not my ship, but wow, that is a creepy end to a relationship. Was that Topher's idea? CREEPY IDEA, TOPHER. THIS MERITS THE "sketchy show is sketchy" TAG.
Aww, Tony/Priya/T. ♥♥♥
And we've come full circle.
Way to save the post-apocalyptic-world while breaking my heart every ten seconds, Joss. :(
...I hate series finales. *sadfaces for a long time*