Shagging a Cactus....
Bongo Bandits Stats
Formed:
4th January 2006
Split:
16th October 2016
Best Album:
'Goiters' 1/10 in the NME
Best Single:
'Flashily Looping Gab Sericins' 9/10 in the NME (Single of the Week 17th December 2013.)
Records Sold:
648,137 in total (306,250 albums, 341,887 singles).
Reputation:
Under-rated
Groupies:
yellowstar reportedly beat nihilityrue to within an inch of their life after the Bongo Bandits keyboardist refused to fuck them. allein21 and jellydonut3 were more than happy to compensate for any ill feelingS.
OtherAfter a thorough investigation by the United Nations, Bongo Bandits were found to be in breach of a number
of fundemental human rights laws through the release of the unrepentably bad 'Betook Baccae Hatfuls Cytidine Pinier'.
Bongo Bandits Member Profiles
chicaduder
When 100 people were asked to provide a statement describing chicaduder talents, 99 responded
by saying that listening to chicaduder was like 'shagging a cactus'
allein21
In order to portray their anti-vegetarian sentiments publicly, allein21 used to use a live chicken as a
guitar pick.
jellydonut3
Constantly out of tune and rhythm, jellydonut3 is definitely a candidate for 'Best Two Fingered Bassist' in
the music industry.
coldlostalone
coldlostalone's time signatures were so obscure that at one point Radiohead were trying to poach him. This was before they released that coldlostalone was just shite at keeping time.
nihilityrue
nihilityrue posesses the unique ability to detune pianos by simply looking at them.
Single Releases
#
Title
Date
19
Asslike Clumped Scowders
Mar 2006
20
Aftosa Massing Whoppers Maracas
Apr 2006
21
Degame Azotemia Demijohn Chammy
Jul 2006
N/A
Betook Baccae Hatfuls Cytidine Pinier
Jun 2007
N/A
Hocking Minister
Jul 2007
N/A
Calcaria
Sep 2007
92
Massiest
Aug 2008
79
Trock Newly Host Devours Nosier
Nov 2008
53
Nigrify Offer Cottons
Jan 2009
34
Kinging Myosis Label Outgiven Soma Effuses
Mar 2010
58
Speckled Palmer Shushes Epees Cockered Dromonds
Jun 2010
52
Replumb
Jul 2010
75
Sorry Odor Royal
Sep 2010
37
Stealth Upswung Fictile Liven
Mar 2012
79
Sizy Freesia Equators
May 2012
78
Sources Parlance
Jun 2012
27
Weedier Morphias Aspires Garrons
Sep 2013
16
Ficins Presale Superman Swooned Reinsmen Cucurbit
Nov 2013
14
Flashily Looping Gab Sericins
Dec 2013
6
Warming Greasily
May 2015
7
Caymans Zee Spas Toeplate
Jun 2015
12
Tyring Quail
Jul 2015
17
Outcrow Knells Numerous Frank
Sep 2015
Album Releases
#
Title
Date
26
Bereaved Tubercle Creosols
Jan 2006
100
Goiters
May 2007
N/A
Soup Whatness Burnt Hoggers
Jul 2008
39
Heatable Melanite
Jan 2010
33
Degrease Moppers Ascarid
Jan 2012
80
Lockets Chay Stumming Revokes
Jun 2013
12
Nebular
Feb 2015
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What a waste of time and energy....who ever thought up this little "survey" had way too much time on their hands. Granted, I did it and then read the results, so it doesn't say much for me, really....*sighs*