myrtle
can i just say that myrtle beach was one of the best vacations of my entire life?? seriously jessa's family is so nuts. highlights?
-"Get on de Banana Boat" some of us got on more than others. the waves were the worst all week and it was so hard to hold on--especially when the driver man tipped our whole side so mr. kline, justin, and i were just kind of chilling out in the middle of the ocean before the driver even noticed. and then we all finally get back on and jessa says "Okay guys hold on tight" like we weren't before or something lol
-Walking the beach and avoiding the fireworks going off, having a little boy chase me with a baby shark, and attempting to rescue jessa from a very drunk man with some very dark intentions. "You're so hott, what's your name?"
-Jet-skiing with Justin Stiffler + splashing everyone in sight=fun
-Sharpening my Poker skills
-After a rainstorm we walked by a lady selling umbrellas and she yells, "Look at your hair!! It looks terrible! Buy an umbrella." I do believe it was time for her to revise her marketing strategy, all it did was piss us off
-Mr. Kline and Carla drop us off at a shady place called Fun World for like 4 hours. You can only imagine.
-Justin's hat "Get In, Sit Down, Shut Up." and watching Noah and Justin try and hit on all the girls hahah. "Shut up, whatever, you don't know me!"
-Medeival Times. Don't go. Save your money. The Blue Knight always wins, and he is a bit creepy at that.The worst was having to listen to the boys talk about it over and over and over again. "Remember when the Blue Knight won?" Ugh. And being mortified with the dumb scarf in front of all those people.
-Learning Jessa has no time perception and listening to her dad yell at her about it.
-Being bored when Jessa would talk to Chris on the phone so I forced Noah and Justin to have a dance party with me. They taught me some sweet moves ;)
-Not getting in the water the last few days due to the sting rays. Then trying to ask the lifeguard about it and hearing his life story. It got to a point where we would see him coming and just run away hahah.
-Noah and Justin's dumb games, e.g. Ocean Tag
-Getting harassed at Dirty Dick's. "Move out of the way, Bimbo!" "Trailer Park Barbie" and having some Mexican man literally punch my head. What fun.
All in all, thank you Jess and family for a great vacation!! I had a blast.
-"Get on de Banana Boat" some of us got on more than others. the waves were the worst all week and it was so hard to hold on--especially when the driver man tipped our whole side so mr. kline, justin, and i were just kind of chilling out in the middle of the ocean before the driver even noticed. and then we all finally get back on and jessa says "Okay guys hold on tight" like we weren't before or something lol
-Walking the beach and avoiding the fireworks going off, having a little boy chase me with a baby shark, and attempting to rescue jessa from a very drunk man with some very dark intentions. "You're so hott, what's your name?"
-Jet-skiing with Justin Stiffler + splashing everyone in sight=fun
-Sharpening my Poker skills
-After a rainstorm we walked by a lady selling umbrellas and she yells, "Look at your hair!! It looks terrible! Buy an umbrella." I do believe it was time for her to revise her marketing strategy, all it did was piss us off
-Mr. Kline and Carla drop us off at a shady place called Fun World for like 4 hours. You can only imagine.
-Justin's hat "Get In, Sit Down, Shut Up." and watching Noah and Justin try and hit on all the girls hahah. "Shut up, whatever, you don't know me!"
-Medeival Times. Don't go. Save your money. The Blue Knight always wins, and he is a bit creepy at that.The worst was having to listen to the boys talk about it over and over and over again. "Remember when the Blue Knight won?" Ugh. And being mortified with the dumb scarf in front of all those people.
-Learning Jessa has no time perception and listening to her dad yell at her about it.
-Being bored when Jessa would talk to Chris on the phone so I forced Noah and Justin to have a dance party with me. They taught me some sweet moves ;)
-Not getting in the water the last few days due to the sting rays. Then trying to ask the lifeguard about it and hearing his life story. It got to a point where we would see him coming and just run away hahah.
-Noah and Justin's dumb games, e.g. Ocean Tag
-Getting harassed at Dirty Dick's. "Move out of the way, Bimbo!" "Trailer Park Barbie" and having some Mexican man literally punch my head. What fun.
All in all, thank you Jess and family for a great vacation!! I had a blast.