Fat girls can't dance.
Don't pity me. It's just an observation I've made.
Me (or any other fat(ish) girl) dancing to any sort of techno or industrial music will never, ever look right.
Regardless of what "moves" I learn, what bizarre muscle isolations I am able to do, it will never be sexy.
The girls that can pull it off? All tiny. Thin and/or short. Neither of which characterizes me.
So I think I'll stop trying.
Then again, maybe I'm just wearing the wrong shoes.
Me (or any other fat(ish) girl) dancing to any sort of techno or industrial music will never, ever look right.
Regardless of what "moves" I learn, what bizarre muscle isolations I am able to do, it will never be sexy.
The girls that can pull it off? All tiny. Thin and/or short. Neither of which characterizes me.
So I think I'll stop trying.
Then again, maybe I'm just wearing the wrong shoes.