BABIES.

[chica_charlie]

Omg so my friend who I've known since like, grade three, she just had her baby, and he is so TINY AND FUCKING PRECIOUS I CANNOT EVEN. TINY FINGERS AND TINY TOES AND TINY EVERYTHING AND HE MAKES LITTLE SQUEAKY YAWNING NOISES AND HIS MOUTH MOVES LIKE A FISH AND HE STICKS HIS STONGUE OUT AND IT IS SO FUCKING ADORABLE SERIOUSLY. *___________*

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[vancouverr]

KANER AND JONNY. KANER. AND JONNY. BABIES. I LOVE KANER AND JONNY AND BABIES. OMG,

LOVE YOU.

[chica_charlie]

OMG WOW. I LIKE, TOTALLY DID NOT SEE THAT ONE COMING!

:P

[vancouverr]

I KNOW, RIGHT? I DECIDED TO BE TOTALLY UNSUSPECTING AND COME FROM LEFT FIELD WITH THIS ONE.

[chica_charlie]

*BURSTS OUT LAUGHING*

Jon + Pat + Baby

[chica_charlie]

On March 3rd, 2019, Jessica and her husband have a baby girl.

Patrick drags him to the hospital excitedly, chattering about - hell, Jon can't even keep up with the steady stream of words, so, everything, but once they're inside the room, he goes instantly, unusually quiet.

His eyes are soft and affectionate as Jess settles the softly mewling newborn into his arms. "Look, Jonny," he whispers, his grin a mile wide. "I'm an uncle!"

Jon feels warm all over, watching quietly as Patrick rocks her back and forth, cooing to her in a soft voice, gently stroking his fingers over her tiny little hands.

After they leave, Patrick stops in the parking lot on the way to their car, expression calm and happy as he looks at Jon. "I want one," he says simply, certain, and Jon thinks,

Yes.

Re: Jon + Pat + Baby + This girl = GOO

[vancouverr]

I'M DYING. OMG. CHARLIE. BABIES.

I looooove grown men and babies. It's the CUTEST thing. But I love Kaner and Jonny with babies even more. Especially together. The idea makes me swoon and gives me heart eyes.

AND YES, I WANT THEM TO HAVE ONE TOO. HAVE A BABY TOGETHER. I LOVED THIS! THANK YOU. ILU. AGAIN, PERFECT HUMAN.

Re: Jon + Pat + Baby + This girl = GOO

[chica_charlie]

RIGHT? BABIES. OMG. ♥_____♥

I AM WRITING KEITHNSEABS NEXT, WHICH MIGHT POSSIBLY BE EVEN MORE FUN, I'M NOT SURE.

I AM SO GLAD YOU LIKED IT, DARLING. *TWIRLS YOU* THEY TOTALLY NEED TO GET MARRIED AND HAVE A BABY TOGETHER, HONESTLY.

Re: Jon + Pat + Baby + This girl = GOO

[vancouverr]

I KNOW! THE FUCK IS TAKING THEM SO LONG? BABIES. NOW.

♥

Re: Jon + Pat + Baby + This girl = GOO

[vamm_goda]

IAWTC

Re: Jon + Pat + Baby

[vamm_goda]

OMG baaaaaby.

Like, I will never understand why strangers trust Kaner with their babies, but at the same time it is utterly precious.

THEY ARE TOTALLY CANADA MARRIED, THEY GOTTA GET ON THAT BABY THING.

Re: Jon + Pat + Baby

[chica_charlie]

BABY. YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH.

WELL HE ~IS LIKE, 8/9 YEARS OLDER IN THIS? SO MAYBE HE KNOWS NOT TO DROP THEM NOW AND STUFF? IDK. PRETEND! SRSLY, KANER WITH A BABY WOULD MAKE ME EXPLODE WITH GLEE, NEGL.

RIGHT? YEAH. JEEZ GUYS. GET WITH THE PROGRAM, DAMMIT.

Re: Jon + Pat + Baby

[vamm_goda]

KANER LOOKS SO CUTE WITH BABIES. I WANT NEITHER KANER NOR BABIES, BUT WHEN THEY ARE TOGETHER I GET A LITTLE HEARTEYED AT THEM NGL

Re: Jon + Pat + Baby

[chica_charlie]

SOMETHING ABOUT HOCKEY PLAYERS AND BABIES, I THINK. IDK.

I LIKE KANER. *CUDDLES HIM PROTECTIVELY*

Re: Jon + Pat + Baby

[vamm_goda]

I giggle over your love of Kaner a lot. It's both endearing and a little bit bemusing to me. Then again, I adore the Flyers and their trolliness, so we shall forever side eye each other over our questionable life choices THAT WE WILL NEVER REGRET

Re: Jon + Pat + Baby

[chica_charlie]

:D Glad I am endearing/amusing? I THINK?

HAHA OKAY. I LOVE YOU KIND OF A LOT YOU KNOW.

Re: Jon + Pat + Baby

[vamm_goda]

YOU ARE VERY ENDEARING!

ILY TOOOOOO