Thoughts watching the BHTV episode:
Joey is so freaking cute. I’m calling him bb!Tazer!
Johnny in a hoodie, UNF. OMG naughty and nice heeeeeeeee. COACH Q IS ALMOST ADORABLE. AND HOSSA.
I totally called John Scott getting coal. Sure enough, everyone says his name.
Corey and Soupy and Scott are all insanely adorable.
Keith and Seabs are having a spat, and Joey is in the middle. LOL! I loved that back and forth.
ALSO HELLO DUNC’S SEXY BICEP. HELLO THERE.
Tazer’s speeding ticket haaaaaaaahahaha.
SCOTT WANTS A PUPPYYYYYYYYY.
FOOTIE PYJAMAS, OMG ILU BROUWER. “That’s kinda weird” OMG ILOVE THIS KID.
He wants a Nintendo DS! AND DONKEY KONG IS AWESOME.
AW HE WANTS A MOUSTACHE HEEEEEEEEE.
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. HOSSA!
OMG THIS KID I WANT TO ADOPT HIM FOREVER!
This section is mostly just:
*_____________________* and *SQUEE* AND *FLAIL*
JESUS CHRIST, I REALLY WANT TO BE THAT DOG SO DUNCAN KEITH WILL SNUGGLE WITH ME. ;___;
That is the cutest, omg. And her name’s Mogali. AND SHE’S GORGEOUS AND THE PICS OF HIM SLEEPING AND HIS TUMMY SLDKFJSKDJHGLSDKJHFSLDKFJSDFLKSJF:LAKSJD and he is so cute with his hats omggggggggggggg.
Okay so when he tells her to go lay down? THAT VOICE. THAT DO-AS-I-SAY- VOICE? YEAH. TOTALLY GIVES ME TINGLES. *__________________*
OMG I am so in love with him it’s kind of ridiculous. I love him and his sweaters and his jeans and his socks and his hats and EVERYTHING OMG. ♥ forever. FOREVER.
And ever.
God. GOD. HOW IS HE SO PERFECT AND WHY CAN’T I HAVE HIM. *CRIES*
Brb I’m whimpering/staring/drooling/crying/fangirling/staring/daydreaming.
OMG BABY PICTURES. Okay. Seriously. That is just ridiculously adorable. Honestly. How is he so cute.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEE BROUWERRRRRRRRR OMG. AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. He’s so precious!
SONG, YES. OMG YAY.
HEE SHARPIE. SCOOOOOOOOTT LOL. HAHA OMG KANER NO. NO. HE WAS LIKE “NIIIIIINE INCHES OF-” AND I WAS LIKE O_______________O NINE INCHES OF WHAT? OH MULLET. HAHAHA. Damn, those rings. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEITH. AW Hossa!! JOEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. Okay, seriously, when Joey asks Tazer who the biggest turkey on the team is, Tazer’s giggle is absolutely the cutest thing ever. EVER. HAMMER, I want to adopt you even though you’re older than me. *SNUGGLES HIM* AW TAZER AND KEITH. Oh god Kaner, you are so trashed.
AND ONE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL. *DANCES FOREVER*
Oh gosh, I saw this somewhere other than here, and this made me cry. ;__________; HE GOT TO COME HOME AND THEY SURPRISED HIS FAMILY AND I JUST LKSJDGKSJDHGLSKDJHFSKDJFHS *WAILS*
I want a tour of the locker room!!!! *drools* I mean um. >.>
They are going to cry, and I am going to cry, and omgggggg. AW HI KANER. He’s so cute and smooshable.
HEY SEABS. AND HAMMER. He just gave his stick away, omg. Wow. Wowwww. Aw even Coach Q is being adorable.
LSKDJFLSKDJGSDKJHFLSKDF HELLO THERE TAZER IN YOUR TOQUE AND POOFY JACKET. UNF. UNFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.
I am going to cry so hard, I just know it. *BITES NAILS*
Omg omg omg omg omg. Oh Tazer your speech, omg. OMGGGGGGGGG.
BRB CRYING.
TAZERRRRRRRRRR HE LOOKS SO HAPPY.
*FLAILS* *CRIES*
Alright fine Jonathan Toews is fucking gorgeous FINE OKAY FINE YOU WIN. GOD.