well, ruins = 75 dollars for 5 hours, horse = 97 dollars for 3.5 hours... so if you're looking at it that way, if the horse back riding were 5 hours you'd pay $138.57 for that same 5 hour timeslot as you would visiting the mayan ruins. My choice would be neither, because I'm allergic to the sun (not really but it BURNS damnit! my eyes!) and I absolutely hate horses, but in all logical sense and going by the very basic structure of reality I would never go on a cruise in the first place. However, the question is what would you enjoy more? Riding a horse (that may or may not be smelly) through a jungle (that may or may not be infested with mosquitoes) to a lagoon (that may or may not be an absolute cesspool of algae and gawking tourists) or, seeing some ruins (potentially discovering a hidden chamber that connects the mayans to alien descent!!!), will almost certainly have gawking tourists (some of which might be alien tourists come to see how their ancient colony ended up!!), and finally there's the beach which will most likely not be a cesspool of algae (and you might find some guy who's not an alien sitting at the bar, but just watch out because even though he's not an alien he may be a mutant shark who can project a holographic image of himself and breath on land, if he asks you to swim and absolutely insists on it be sure to say no! Don't say I didn't warn you!)
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and this has been another funfilled time with my imagination, thank you and goodnight.
P.S. (Does visiting mayan ruins and looking up mayan artifacts on the internet cut it for you over the real thing? Remember, there's no chance at alien discovery if you're not in person!)
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and this has been another funfilled time with my imagination, thank you and goodnight.
P.S. (Does visiting mayan ruins and looking up mayan artifacts on the internet cut it for you over the real thing? Remember, there's no chance at alien discovery if you're not in person!)
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