While editing at work today...

[chic_urbanity]

Omg okay, so I have to edit web content right? And sometimes it's copied off of Asian (mostly Chinese, Korean, or Japanese) websites where they.. well it's Engrish basically (aka, bad English)..

And I read this and like.. supressed a snort:

3. Drinking ionized water frequently may help reduce blood sugar levels and consistency, dissolve fart of patients with diabetes and obesity.

looool