It's the Most Fattening Time of the Year
[mood| 
amused]
[music| Home Alone Soundtrack - Oh Holy Night]
This song. Is. The. Best. Thing. EVER. EEEEEEEEEVERRRRRR. The most hilarious song I've ever ever heard in a long time.
I'll just paste the lyrics. If you want the song, I've uploaded it to megaupload.com and you can get the link below!
NOTE: read the lyrics to the tune of "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year"
It’s the most fattening time of the year
With that pumpkin pie filling
and everyone swilling down eggnog and beer
It’s the most fattening time of the year
It’s the lip smackingest season of all
while your shopping you’re cheating
impulsively eating that junk at the mall
It’s the heav-heaviest season of all
There’ll be turkeys for basting
and stuffing for tasting
and giblets and gravy will flow
there’ll be cookies that mom baked
and leftover fruit cake from a christmas a long time ago
it’s the scale flattening time of the year
while your diet you’re blowing
there’s calories going straight down to your rear
it’s the scale flattening time of the year
there’ll be after meal dosing
and arteries closing
cholesterol levels will grow
it’s too cold to go jogging
to brisk for tobogganing
so pass me a hot buttered roll
It’s the most fattening time of the year
All those gingerbread shingles and
chocolate Chris Kringle’s will tremble in fear
It’s the most fattening time,
it’s the belt loosening time,
it’s the most fattening time of the year
*falls laughing* so brilliant... the guy who sings it actually sounds like the original version's singer. That's what makes it more hilarious. There's some weird voice-over at the beginning and in the middle, who sounds like Richard Simmons or something.. hahaha
Okay, so if you want it, click the clink below and you'll see a 3-letter code you have to enter near the top-right corner, and then you just enter the code, click download, and wait for the countdown to finish, then you can get the song.
The Most Fattening Time!
amused]
[music| Home Alone Soundtrack - Oh Holy Night]
This song. Is. The. Best. Thing. EVER. EEEEEEEEEVERRRRRR. The most hilarious song I've ever ever heard in a long time.
I'll just paste the lyrics. If you want the song, I've uploaded it to megaupload.com and you can get the link below!
NOTE: read the lyrics to the tune of "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year"
It’s the most fattening time of the year
With that pumpkin pie filling
and everyone swilling down eggnog and beer
It’s the most fattening time of the year
It’s the lip smackingest season of all
while your shopping you’re cheating
impulsively eating that junk at the mall
It’s the heav-heaviest season of all
There’ll be turkeys for basting
and stuffing for tasting
and giblets and gravy will flow
there’ll be cookies that mom baked
and leftover fruit cake from a christmas a long time ago
it’s the scale flattening time of the year
while your diet you’re blowing
there’s calories going straight down to your rear
it’s the scale flattening time of the year
there’ll be after meal dosing
and arteries closing
cholesterol levels will grow
it’s too cold to go jogging
to brisk for tobogganing
so pass me a hot buttered roll
It’s the most fattening time of the year
All those gingerbread shingles and
chocolate Chris Kringle’s will tremble in fear
It’s the most fattening time,
it’s the belt loosening time,
it’s the most fattening time of the year
*falls laughing* so brilliant... the guy who sings it actually sounds like the original version's singer. That's what makes it more hilarious. There's some weird voice-over at the beginning and in the middle, who sounds like Richard Simmons or something.. hahaha
Okay, so if you want it, click the clink below and you'll see a 3-letter code you have to enter near the top-right corner, and then you just enter the code, click download, and wait for the countdown to finish, then you can get the song.
The Most Fattening Time!