I'm saying it and yawning.
I'm having a hard time getting enthused for this weekend. Maybe it's the fact that it's FUCKING FREEZING in here, because there is a GIANT HOLE in the ceiling, or maybe it's because I have decided in my heart that the Panthers from Friday Night Lights is now my football team. I dunno. I'm not feeling it, which probably means we're going to win.
Five reasons Michigan fans suck:
5. Maize and blue? Seriously? Ho-kay, look, I wasn't raised in a Home Depot or anything, but that color's yellow.
4. It's not "Sparties," it's "Spartans." Y'know. From Greek history and all? (I thought you said you were well-educated...?) And saying "Sparties Suck!" is definitely the most original thing ever. *rolls eyes*
3. Sure, your school can put men into the space program, but can you stop yourselves from whining after a loss? Didn't think so.
2. The Michigan Daily sucks. Keep in mind that I'm comparing it to a newspaper that has decided to forgo sanity and coherence as a litmus test for their columnists.
1. You made the Detroit Zoo rename their wolverines. A frowny face and a hearty WTF for you!
Five reasons Michigan fans suck:
5. Maize and blue? Seriously? Ho-kay, look, I wasn't raised in a Home Depot or anything, but that color's yellow.
4. It's not "Sparties," it's "Spartans." Y'know. From Greek history and all? (I thought you said you were well-educated...?) And saying "Sparties Suck!" is definitely the most original thing ever. *rolls eyes*
3. Sure, your school can put men into the space program, but can you stop yourselves from whining after a loss? Didn't think so.
2. The Michigan Daily sucks. Keep in mind that I'm comparing it to a newspaper that has decided to forgo sanity and coherence as a litmus test for their columnists.
1. You made the Detroit Zoo rename their wolverines. A frowny face and a hearty WTF for you!