Big Brother reaction recaps.
Thursday was the promised double elimination and it was way lame. Yes, I believe lame would be the correct term for an hour in which Janelle wins HoH and then follows up on her vow to oust Chilltown by (a) running off to confer with Will, (b) letting Will snow her, and (c) nominating Erika and Chicken George. WHUT. Janelle! Janelle, Janelle, Janelle. You keep talking a good game in the Diary Room, how 'bout showing it a little?
So of course Erika wins PoV and George leaves (classily) and I stare at the TV, dumbfounded that an hour of television that looked so promising on paper turned out to be so incredibly dull.
Sunday was different, mainly because I was cringing the entire time. So, okay, a showmance is where two people hook up in order to get more camera time, right? The catch is that the two people should know they are in a showmance. Erika clearly does not know, and OFFERING TO FATHER HER CHILDREN is just so, so low. I don't even think there are measurements to show the depths to which you have sunk, Mike. I really hope they have a special after show that is 60 minutes of Erika kicking your ass.
Janelle, stop only talking a good game and team up with Erika. Erika, take a clue from the fact that Mike didn't nominate Will. Will, stop being an ass about the fact that you bringing up marriage is making Janelle more clingy. Mike, stop being on the show. (WHY ARE YOU HOH? NO NO NO.)
Also, I demand footage from the Jury House. Because the idea of Marcellas and Howie and James together makes me laugh and laugh and laugh.
ETA: I am a bad, bad hamster watcher and checked to see what happened at the Veto competition. [spoiler]Janelle, now that you have won the Veto, you MUST take out Will. Will is the only person I can see winning BB7 handily. You can beat Mike and Erika in the Final 2, but you CANNOT beat Will. You need to vote him out now. It's the perfect time, too, since you can compete for HoH next time around. Plus, if you vote him out, you are practically guaranteed his vote on the jury for playing him better than he played you. The doctor doesn't seem to hold grudges. If you vote Will out on Thursday, I will be back on your love train.[/spoiler]
So of course Erika wins PoV and George leaves (classily) and I stare at the TV, dumbfounded that an hour of television that looked so promising on paper turned out to be so incredibly dull.
Sunday was different, mainly because I was cringing the entire time. So, okay, a showmance is where two people hook up in order to get more camera time, right? The catch is that the two people should know they are in a showmance. Erika clearly does not know, and OFFERING TO FATHER HER CHILDREN is just so, so low. I don't even think there are measurements to show the depths to which you have sunk, Mike. I really hope they have a special after show that is 60 minutes of Erika kicking your ass.
Janelle, stop only talking a good game and team up with Erika. Erika, take a clue from the fact that Mike didn't nominate Will. Will, stop being an ass about the fact that you bringing up marriage is making Janelle more clingy. Mike, stop being on the show. (WHY ARE YOU HOH? NO NO NO.)
Also, I demand footage from the Jury House. Because the idea of Marcellas and Howie and James together makes me laugh and laugh and laugh.
ETA: I am a bad, bad hamster watcher and checked to see what happened at the Veto competition. [spoiler]Janelle, now that you have won the Veto, you MUST take out Will. Will is the only person I can see winning BB7 handily. You can beat Mike and Erika in the Final 2, but you CANNOT beat Will. You need to vote him out now. It's the perfect time, too, since you can compete for HoH next time around. Plus, if you vote him out, you are practically guaranteed his vote on the jury for playing him better than he played you. The doctor doesn't seem to hold grudges. If you vote Will out on Thursday, I will be back on your love train.[/spoiler]