This is my life.
That anxious feeling you you get when you return an item to Target through UPS, but when the clerk asks if you want tracking you reply automatically "no, thank you" and then step into the rain thinking why the fuck did I say that; if they lose this package I am boned, and then it's been more than a week and you're starting to worry that your packaging was the problem (did you really have to reuse their too-small box? maybe you should have taped the return barcode to the item rather than leaving it floating free?), which means you almost start crying in relief when you get the Return Processed & Refund Credited email at 1:48 a.m.