Names
I was randomly browsing a thread asking people their English names on a Baidu tieba (so the people answering should be mostly mainland Chinese)...and there were some really bizarre names out there. I don't know if people seriously use them or not, but who in their right mind would call themselves "Snail"? Or "Bulb," "Fish," "Seashell," or "Why"?
Why indeed.
Why indeed.