Durr...I should be asleep D:
Haha I had the urge to watch the KH2 opening (in Japanese since the English one just doesn't have the same feel) and I realized, in my sleep deprived state. That Sora is BEYOND metrosexual.
"Why Angela," you might ask, "what makes you think of our beloved hero like this?"
Why? BECAUSE. FUCKING WATCH IT! RIGHT NOW! When that blonde bimbo puts him in that stupid bubble look at his eyebrows. LOOK AT THEM. PAUSE AND TAKE A GOOOOOD LOOK.
...THEY'RE PLUCKED! THEY'RE FUCKING STYLED EYEBROWS! NO MAN HAS EYEBROWS LIKE THAT!
No wonder Sora never just flicked Riku off and went to get Kairi. He's still trying to decide whether he wants his PENIS or whether he wants a fucking MANGINA for Riku! Because no man NO FUCKING MAN plucks his eyebrows. There are men who shave their juevos, men who shave their chests, their legs, men who are metrosexual but still MEN. Sora is just...he's just...sweet jesus no wonder Roxas is so fucked up. He knows the truth. That's his only memory. Was that his somebody was person who made metros look like FUCKING LUMBERJACKS!
Alright I'm done.
"Why Angela," you might ask, "what makes you think of our beloved hero like this?"
Why? BECAUSE. FUCKING WATCH IT! RIGHT NOW! When that blonde bimbo puts him in that stupid bubble look at his eyebrows. LOOK AT THEM. PAUSE AND TAKE A GOOOOOD LOOK.
...THEY'RE PLUCKED! THEY'RE FUCKING STYLED EYEBROWS! NO MAN HAS EYEBROWS LIKE THAT!
No wonder Sora never just flicked Riku off and went to get Kairi. He's still trying to decide whether he wants his PENIS or whether he wants a fucking MANGINA for Riku! Because no man NO FUCKING MAN plucks his eyebrows. There are men who shave their juevos, men who shave their chests, their legs, men who are metrosexual but still MEN. Sora is just...he's just...sweet jesus no wonder Roxas is so fucked up. He knows the truth. That's his only memory. Was that his somebody was person who made metros look like FUCKING LUMBERJACKS!
Alright I'm done.