For anyone who was wondering..
I was so close! So close!!
It was perfect - I had everything set up - I was just going in for the kill - when the stupid ESS girls showed up and ruined everything! Kuso!
It really was perfect..First I got him (him being Jeremy) interested in conversation by asking about what kind of movies he usually watched.
-I really like James Bond, although I must say I didn't like the last one.
-Die Another Day?
-Yeah, it just wasn't so good though..
-Halle Berry was hot in it though
-Well of course
I feinged interest and then began steering the conversation my way. Oh me? At home I usually watch alot of anime. I was about say "You know what's pretty good? Try hentai no anime. Oh don't worry, the shop will know exactly what you are talking about. Infact they'll have a whole section.."
But no! I can't talk about hentai around japanese girls, they'll know exactly what I am talking about. *hates them* It was so perfect! The long weekend would certainly allow him enough spare time to go look, and then embarrass himself.
Just inches from the kill! *snarls*
On another note, I got bored in class one day, so this is pretty much a real conversation between my conscience and I.
Me- I am so bored
Conscience- You could try paying attention in class for a change
M- I should bring a manga to read next time
C- You can't even read manga yet!
M- Oh yeah..
M- I am so bored
C-(exasperated) Once again; you could try paying attention
M- Maybe I'll draw a picture..
C-(frustrated) Do you even hear what I am saying??
M- ..Hey, I like how that turned out. Maybe I'll title the sketch "Bored".
C-(desperate) Look, the teacher is going to call on us sometime, and where will you
be then?
M- Still bored.
C- (almost crying) You are such a lost case! Why don't you listen to me?
M- It's more fun this way.
C- First you plot to tell Jeremy evil things and now this! What do you have to say for yourself?
M- I'm bored.
C- Fine! I don't care!
C-..I just..I just wish you would do something productive for a change.
M- Alright. I'll write this script.
C- *cries*
My conscience tends to berate me several times a week, but for some reason she was absent (or bound and gagged) while I was plotting to trick Jeremy into renting Hentai. Strange..*whistles innocently*
Another example of typical conversation between me and my conscience:
I see a guy with his pencil case hanging out from his backpocket and I think
"I should grab that and then kick him" and my conscience goes "No, you shouldn't grab that and then kick him, because then these people would think you are even wierder." So I don't kick him. Where's the fun in that??
I really should bring manga to class..
It was perfect - I had everything set up - I was just going in for the kill - when the stupid ESS girls showed up and ruined everything! Kuso!
It really was perfect..First I got him (him being Jeremy) interested in conversation by asking about what kind of movies he usually watched.
-I really like James Bond, although I must say I didn't like the last one.
-Die Another Day?
-Yeah, it just wasn't so good though..
-Halle Berry was hot in it though
-Well of course
I feinged interest and then began steering the conversation my way. Oh me? At home I usually watch alot of anime. I was about say "You know what's pretty good? Try hentai no anime. Oh don't worry, the shop will know exactly what you are talking about. Infact they'll have a whole section.."
But no! I can't talk about hentai around japanese girls, they'll know exactly what I am talking about. *hates them* It was so perfect! The long weekend would certainly allow him enough spare time to go look, and then embarrass himself.
Just inches from the kill! *snarls*
On another note, I got bored in class one day, so this is pretty much a real conversation between my conscience and I.
Me- I am so bored
Conscience- You could try paying attention in class for a change
M- I should bring a manga to read next time
C- You can't even read manga yet!
M- Oh yeah..
M- I am so bored
C-(exasperated) Once again; you could try paying attention
M- Maybe I'll draw a picture..
C-(frustrated) Do you even hear what I am saying??
M- ..Hey, I like how that turned out. Maybe I'll title the sketch "Bored".
C-(desperate) Look, the teacher is going to call on us sometime, and where will you
be then?
M- Still bored.
C- (almost crying) You are such a lost case! Why don't you listen to me?
M- It's more fun this way.
C- First you plot to tell Jeremy evil things and now this! What do you have to say for yourself?
M- I'm bored.
C- Fine! I don't care!
C-..I just..I just wish you would do something productive for a change.
M- Alright. I'll write this script.
C- *cries*
My conscience tends to berate me several times a week, but for some reason she was absent (or bound and gagged) while I was plotting to trick Jeremy into renting Hentai. Strange..*whistles innocently*
Another example of typical conversation between me and my conscience:
I see a guy with his pencil case hanging out from his backpocket and I think
"I should grab that and then kick him" and my conscience goes "No, you shouldn't grab that and then kick him, because then these people would think you are even wierder." So I don't kick him. Where's the fun in that??
I really should bring manga to class..