Squash sorbet! Squash winter-ale! (I wish to GOD I was making that up but I'm actually not!) Squash target practice! (there's a paintball range a couple miles west...)
*squash-chucking trebuchet 50 yards away* squash-hunter with rifle: "PULL!" *squash goes flying across the sky* *SPLUT*
much friendlier on the local wildlife, no dead ducks, no broken clay shards from the skeet version, a winner all around!
And the real kicker? Squash used in target practice are squash that aren't still sitting on my counter waiting for some crazed maniac to invent.... *drumroll please...* the squash margarita!
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Squash winter-ale! (I wish to GOD I was making that up but I'm actually not!)
Squash target practice! (there's a paintball range a couple miles west...)
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*squash-chucking trebuchet 50 yards away*
squash-hunter with rifle: "PULL!"
*squash goes flying across the sky*
*SPLUT*
much friendlier on the local wildlife, no dead ducks, no broken clay shards from the skeet version, a winner all around!
And the real kicker? Squash used in target practice are squash that aren't still sitting on my counter waiting for some crazed maniac to invent.... *drumroll please...* the squash margarita!
(hooboy I'm tired. XD)
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