Rant warning: I've had a migraine for two days and I'm so not in the mood for this shit. Full-on bitch mode go.
Of the past four reviews, ONE has been polite and inquisitive and I responded politely and with gratitude at the sheer contrast in tone. The other three are both illiterate and insulting, and anonymous so I can't respond onsite. Hence bitch mode.
#1:
haifhidhf/;
2006-03-15
ch 23, anon. you should update fukkin soon
ChibiRisu-chan: No, no I shouldn't. Not when I'd rather spend my time getting a root canal than pandering to illiterate and ignorant demands. Next.
#2:
D/H
2006-03-21
ch 1, anon. What's the chance of this AUTHOR continuing this story?? Well, lets see?? He/She hasn't updated since last yr and just look at the date; nope, i don't believe he/she is EVER going to continue or even finish it...
Too bad, i always read reviews to storys that peek my interest and this one seems to, and judging by the date, too bad, i hate stories that aren't ever finished, esp, good ones, that's just judging by what the other reviewers are saying...
I'll have to read it first and JUDGE for myself...
UNFINISHED or DROPED ff are thy worst of all..What's the point of an author starting something yet, just letting it sit there and do nothing!
ChibiRisu-chan: ...and what, exactly, was the incoherent point of this review? You claim to be interested in one paragraph and spend the other three insulting me -- with some sort of implication that I should care and/or be afraid that you would judge for yourself? I don't think so.
#3:
D/H
2006-03-22
ch 23, anon. The chapters with Sasuke and Iruka was weird..I know there was someting off there..Sasuke came off too bossy and Iruka Sensei always apologizing to Sasuke was annoying as hell...
He kissed Iruka..God, that's soo gross..Once i was reading their conversation, i knew something was wrong...He's even going to tell Kakashi sensei..That's just wrong!
Sasuke taking advantage of Iruka like that..
oh and this story is pretty boring!
ChibiRisu-chan: ...And Sasuke kissing Iruka on the forehead, kissing him good night, is the most disgusting thing in a fic involving mpreg? Please, I could tear this story apart better than that without even trying. And I certainly don't know what "he's even going to tell Kakashi-sensei" since I don't know which "he" you're talking about OR what you think it is he's going to tell him OR what would be wrong with it. And if the story's so boring, why did you bother to read over 100,000 words of it just to attempt (and fail) to insult it at both ends? Yeah, try again, and don't make me laugh next time.
In less steam-out-the-ears news, yes, I really DO have a rationale for the eggs and the tentacles and stuff, but I was gone for five days around last weekend and work is devouring my brain so I might post it next weekend (or whenever the headache decides to go away)... if I was organized I might be dangerous...
ETA: (mad glompage; it just took me about 12 reloads to get to my LJ home page at all, and I don't know if I can get this to update or not, let alone post replies reliably -- I'm hoping the Internet gods will be kind and let me get actual access again tomorrow so I can reply to folks and check flist...)