OH I KNOW THAT FEELING SO WELL. Awkward story time! I was once dragged along post some-Jewish-holiday-I-forget to the same situation, only this time the girl in question had her boyfriend over and they'd clearly been up to ~something~ in her bedroom, and they were the crowd that hung out by my locker snickering and were heavy into drugs (like, not just pot - everyone in my high school did pot, they were into the hardcore stuff) and wore all black and blocked my way to my locker by making out and I would be like AHEM and they'd keep sticking their tongues down each other's throats. And so we sat there making super awkward conversation and I was like "um, sorry to stare, but I think you have some dirt on your neck" (because that's what it looked like! Don't make fun of me!) And she was all "THANKS FOR NOTICING MY HICKEY, I'LL GO PUT CONCEALER ON SO MY PARENTS DON'T NOTICE" and I was like "ummmmm" while she ran off to the bathroom and her boyfriend sat up (oh, yeah, they'd been lying down totally all over each other the entire time. EXTRA AWKWARD) and was like "YOU'RE COOL, YOU KNOW" and I was like "...thanks?"
AWKWARD FUN TIMES, THANKS PARENTS.
BE A DOG LADY. THAT IS MY PLAN!
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