Breakin' up is hard to do.

[chibirhm]

REJECTION LETTERS TO PEOPLE WHO SPAM MY INBOX

Dear Christian Coalition of America,

How the fuck did you even get my e-mail? Seriously? I'm Jewish. Here, let me break this down for you. You: Jesus. Me: No Jesus. You: Multiple testaments. Me: Keeping it old-school. Also, I eat babies and control the media you don't, but for obvious PR reasons my

Comments

[junkshop_disco]

That is totally the director's cut of the quest vid.

Also I feel I should warn Colin that dragon fruit is so much less exciting than it sounds. I bought a dozen once on drunken impulse and ended up throwing most of them at the boys who lived next door. Unless that's what Colin meant, that he tastes disappointing but is unexpectedly dangerous when made into an impromptu weapon..?

[chibirhm]

I would bet that Colin is secretly allergic to dragonfruit. JUST BECAUSE HE WOULD BE.

[junkshop_disco]

Poor Colin. I'm allergic to oranges and apple juice (but not actual apples) so if we ever tried to have dinner together it'd be 'yeah, just a glass of water for us and two straws, thx'.

[chibirhm]

It's how you and Colin maintain your girlish figures!

[junkshop_disco]

I've seriously considered marketting my post-allergy-attack meal plan as a fad diet. Breakfast: hot water with lemon in. Lunch: ... there is no lunch, just as much black, sugarless coffee as you need to get you through the day. Dinner: Miso soup. Total calories consumed: 150!

He looks much better on it than I do, lol.