Get your piping hot t-shirts, now with a side-order of procrastination.

[chibirhm]

So yesterday lamardeuse asked me to show off my cool t-shirts. Now, I may not have a t-shirt that matches Bradley James', unlike her, but mostly thanks to Threadless I do have some pretty happening shirts. Please note that these are also, like, the only things with print in my entire wardrobe. I'm 4'11", okay, it's hard to find print that doesn't look like

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[lamardeuse]

WAIT, WHY ARE YOU NOT IN THE SHIRTS? I FEEL CHEATED.

[chibirhm]

I EXPLAINED WHY! YOU WERE JUST AFTER HOT BODY PICTURES, WEREN'T YOU?!!?!?

[lamardeuse]

THESE ARE NOT ACCEPTABLE EXPLANATIONS. SHIRTS CAN BE CLEANED AND IRONED. I WANT MY BOOB SHOT.

ALSO: I HAVE E IN BURGUNDY. I'LL SHOW YOU MINE IF YOU SHOW ME YOURS.

[chibirhm]

BUT IT SMELLS AND THAT WOULD MEAN I HAVE TO GO UPSTAAAAAAAAAIRS. AND THEN DOWN THE BASEMENT. AND WAIT FOR IT TO DRY.

PLUS WHATEVER WASN'T THAT VIDEO RECAP I DID WITH MELISSA ENOUGH OF MY BOOBS FOR YOU!?

[lamardeuse]

IF YOU COULD SEE MY EPIC!POUTYFACE RIGHT NOW YOU WOULD KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION.

[chibirhm]

ARE YOU HAPPY NOW.