And then I lied and it was awesome.
OH HEY HI HELLO FRIENDS-LIST.
So remember when I said I wasn't coming back to update LJ? I lied. Oh, I lied like a rug. Granted, it was almost two yeas ago so for two years, I wasn't lying! And I'm still not lying when I say I'm too busy blogging to write anything of actual importance or with any sort of frequency, but you know what I miss? Fandom. Discussing my stupid feelings on stuff that's mostly dumb. Memes. General bullshittery. Sometimes I have unprofessional, bullshit sorts of thoughts, okay!
Now I know a bunch of you know my real name and about my real life blogging, but I'd appreciate if you endeavored to keep this stuff separate from that. I compartmentalize as best I can in my own life and try not to mix the two, though sometimes, inevitably, they cross. You know what I'm talking about. The point is, while it happens, I'd rather it not happen all the time. If I post about something personal, it'll be friends-locked, and what goes in friends-lock stays in friends-lock.
So, to recap!
1. I blog about serious stuff, but not here.
2. This is not a srstimes place.
3. I am not a srstimes person ever, but especially not here.
4. Please don't make me be srstimes. I won't like it. You won't like it. It'll upset my gerbil. You don't want to upset my gerbil.
5. Sometimes I just want to talk about the fact that Colin Morgan is made of kittens and rainbows and omg wasn't 30 Rock awesome tonight and then I want to smash my keyboard and write a lot of exclamation points and have people write exclamation points back at me. I don't think that's so much to ask.
And I feel there is no better time to get us into the swing of things by doing that DON'T PUT ON MAKEUP JUST TAKE A PICTURE meme.
So I thought, well, the lighting is crap, but I'm bored, so let's do this thing. And I got out my gerbil. Because, you see, if you talk to me for longer than five seconds you know that my gerbil and I are kind of BFF and she chills with me on the couch all the time. And I was like OKAY GERBIL LET'S DO THIS.
The gerbil did not agree with me. Which lead to a lot of grainy, blurry pictures like this:
Or ones at weird angles where parts of my body are distorted and creepily huge, like this one which looks like my body was snatched and re-purposed to put in an anime:
(I chose this one because my eyes being huge and distorted is more flattering than the ones that, say, went up my nose.)
So if you want to know what I actualfacts look like, I think the most recent picture I actually have is from February when I had a little too much fun on the Olympic website making their little 3-D mascots. Which I think is totally legit since my hair in this picture is hella dirty and the only "makeup" I'm wearing is Burt's Bees tinted lip balm. Because it was February. Plus this picture doesn't exactly add to my dignity.
Grr! Arg! Et cetera!
So, uh, yeah. That's my triumphant return. Pellet me with memes! Or questions you want answered! Or... whatever!
God, LJ, I missed you. Let's never break up again.
So remember when I said I wasn't coming back to update LJ? I lied. Oh, I lied like a rug. Granted, it was almost two yeas ago so for two years, I wasn't lying! And I'm still not lying when I say I'm too busy blogging to write anything of actual importance or with any sort of frequency, but you know what I miss? Fandom. Discussing my stupid feelings on stuff that's mostly dumb. Memes. General bullshittery. Sometimes I have unprofessional, bullshit sorts of thoughts, okay!
Now I know a bunch of you know my real name and about my real life blogging, but I'd appreciate if you endeavored to keep this stuff separate from that. I compartmentalize as best I can in my own life and try not to mix the two, though sometimes, inevitably, they cross. You know what I'm talking about. The point is, while it happens, I'd rather it not happen all the time. If I post about something personal, it'll be friends-locked, and what goes in friends-lock stays in friends-lock.
So, to recap!
1. I blog about serious stuff, but not here.
2. This is not a srstimes place.
3. I am not a srstimes person ever, but especially not here.
4. Please don't make me be srstimes. I won't like it. You won't like it. It'll upset my gerbil. You don't want to upset my gerbil.
5. Sometimes I just want to talk about the fact that Colin Morgan is made of kittens and rainbows and omg wasn't 30 Rock awesome tonight and then I want to smash my keyboard and write a lot of exclamation points and have people write exclamation points back at me. I don't think that's so much to ask.
And I feel there is no better time to get us into the swing of things by doing that DON'T PUT ON MAKEUP JUST TAKE A PICTURE meme.
So I thought, well, the lighting is crap, but I'm bored, so let's do this thing. And I got out my gerbil. Because, you see, if you talk to me for longer than five seconds you know that my gerbil and I are kind of BFF and she chills with me on the couch all the time. And I was like OKAY GERBIL LET'S DO THIS.
The gerbil did not agree with me. Which lead to a lot of grainy, blurry pictures like this:
Or ones at weird angles where parts of my body are distorted and creepily huge, like this one which looks like my body was snatched and re-purposed to put in an anime:
(I chose this one because my eyes being huge and distorted is more flattering than the ones that, say, went up my nose.)
So if you want to know what I actualfacts look like, I think the most recent picture I actually have is from February when I had a little too much fun on the Olympic website making their little 3-D mascots. Which I think is totally legit since my hair in this picture is hella dirty and the only "makeup" I'm wearing is Burt's Bees tinted lip balm. Because it was February. Plus this picture doesn't exactly add to my dignity.
Grr! Arg! Et cetera!
So, uh, yeah. That's my triumphant return. Pellet me with memes! Or questions you want answered! Or... whatever!
God, LJ, I missed you. Let's never break up again.