The fire never understands the spark, the way it is with you and me.
So I saw this meme from adinfinitum that went something like this:
Think of your favorite celebrity, the one who makes music sound better, movies and television brighter, the one you'd dash to the ends of the earth for if it meant you could save yourself from ever having to go a second without their magic. Then post your favorite 15ish photos of him/her! Your favorites of your favorite!
And god, if you didn't know where this would lead me, I'm ashamed to know you.
Okay, first of all, for any of you who don't get why, exactly, I would choose this man, I offer two reasons:
1. He has great taste in music.
2.
That will be all.
15.
Okay, so I really love this entire series where John is pretending to be a snooty Hollywood type and bearded dude is pretending to be his PA. All of it. I just arbitrarily chose one to represent my love for all of them. Plus, John sort of looks like Spiderman, which is always cool.
14.
Every time I see this screencap from The Fight I just fall so insanely in love it's absolutely ridiculous. Jim! His wee sad face! JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM. You can manhandle me any time you like, Jim Halpert.
13.
His profile is just so... so... sladjflksdjf. Yes. That is my adjective and I'm sticking to it. With a side of klajsdflkjsa.
12.
Okay, so I have this weird thing for bashful guys. Most guys I've liked have, at some point early in the relationship when my feelings were soft and maleable, struck a bashful, adorable pose and looked sort of puppy-ish and that's it, I fall in love. It's like a siren call. Because, in case I haven't made this insanely clear yet, what does it for me is dorky, sweet, puppy-like boys. And if their names happen to rhyme with Bon Brasinski and they HAPPEN to be wearing a clean, white, oh-so-soft looking white t-shirt, SO MUCH THE BETTER.
11.
He writes! He writes! This picture serves as a reminder of possibly my ABSOLUTE FAVORITE thing about JKras, he's legit a smart dude. He graduated from Brown, he's writing and trying to direct a screenplay. He reads shit. Can we get an amen hallelujah? Because we already have one going in my pants.
As a side note, I had this magazine IN MY HANDS and decided not to buy it. This is a case of my extreme consumerist caution that shows that YOU SHOULD NOT ALWAYS BE LIKE ME, because clearly I have a case of retardation as well.
10.
Let's list all my favorite things that appear in this picture:
1. Tea
2. Soft, fuzzy, v-neck sweaters
3. Cute men drinking tea
4. Cute men wearing soft, fuzzy, v-neck sweaters
5. Cute men doing both at the same time
6. JOHN KRASINSKI
7. JOHN KRASINSKI being the cute man doing both at the same time
9.
This picture just makes me laugh with helpless fondness every time I see it. Flushed, mussed-up JKras playing Playstation with FLAT STANLEY. OH JOHN KRASINSKI.
<8.
I believe whatever I had to say in regards to this picture has melted out of my ears along with my brains. I'll be in my corner. Gurgling.
7.
The fact that JKras and Will Arnett are friends often fills my heart with glee. The fact that they're, like, BEST FRIENDS EVER who are awesome and adorable and play Call of Duty together makes me giggle and flail like an idiot.
6.
THIS MAN. THIS MAN AND HIS RIDICULOUS LONG, LEAN, LANKY BODY AND LEGS! LEGS THAT GO ON FOREVER. THEY INSPIRE EVEN MORE "L" WORDS. LIKE LOVE. LUST. LICKING. LASKJFHEWEMNTMsdnf. YOU KNOW, BASIC WORDS LIKE THAT.
5.
See above. See also: helpless, high-pitched gurgling noises.
Goodbye, my resolution against white pants. Helloooooo, John Krasinski.
4.
I have never seen License to Wed. Since I am a snob, I plan on NEVER seeing License to Wed. But this screencap from it is possibly the purest gold on the face of the planet. I mean, it would be for just the upturned puppy-eyes and messiness alone, but then you add in his ass and oh sweet Vishnu on toast, I think this is probably the most effectively sexy I've ever seen JKras be. Ever. Urge. To drape self all over that. Rising.
3.
Let's take a moment to appreciate how well John Krasinski cleans up. And looks like an old, distinguished movie star. Only more adorable. And then add a few holy Jesus Christs in there, for good measure. Because holy Jesus Christ. (Side note: HIS HANDS.)
2.
WHY WAS THIS SCENE EVER DELETED FROM "THE CARPET"?!!? WHY?!?! WHY?!?!? This is possibly one of the greatest travesties known to mankind.
1.
I know this is technically two pictures, but they go so well together and I always see them together and I just couldn't bear to separate them. They have feelings, you know. And by feelings, I mean they give me a few. IN MY PANTS.
In conclusion: John Krasinski. Let be lovers. Or friends. Or casual fuckbuddies. Or I can just continue to be your creepy-yet-awesome fan who you don't know from a ficus plant. You know, whatever you feel comfortable with.
Think of your favorite celebrity, the one who makes music sound better, movies and television brighter, the one you'd dash to the ends of the earth for if it meant you could save yourself from ever having to go a second without their magic. Then post your favorite 15ish photos of him/her! Your favorites of your favorite!
And god, if you didn't know where this would lead me, I'm ashamed to know you.
Okay, first of all, for any of you who don't get why, exactly, I would choose this man, I offer two reasons:
1. He has great taste in music.
2.
That will be all.
15.
Okay, so I really love this entire series where John is pretending to be a snooty Hollywood type and bearded dude is pretending to be his PA. All of it. I just arbitrarily chose one to represent my love for all of them. Plus, John sort of looks like Spiderman, which is always cool.
14.
Every time I see this screencap from The Fight I just fall so insanely in love it's absolutely ridiculous. Jim! His wee sad face! JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM. You can manhandle me any time you like, Jim Halpert.
13.
His profile is just so... so... sladjflksdjf. Yes. That is my adjective and I'm sticking to it. With a side of klajsdflkjsa.
12.
Okay, so I have this weird thing for bashful guys. Most guys I've liked have, at some point early in the relationship when my feelings were soft and maleable, struck a bashful, adorable pose and looked sort of puppy-ish and that's it, I fall in love. It's like a siren call. Because, in case I haven't made this insanely clear yet, what does it for me is dorky, sweet, puppy-like boys. And if their names happen to rhyme with Bon Brasinski and they HAPPEN to be wearing a clean, white, oh-so-soft looking white t-shirt, SO MUCH THE BETTER.
11.
He writes! He writes! This picture serves as a reminder of possibly my ABSOLUTE FAVORITE thing about JKras, he's legit a smart dude. He graduated from Brown, he's writing and trying to direct a screenplay. He reads shit. Can we get an amen hallelujah? Because we already have one going in my pants.
As a side note, I had this magazine IN MY HANDS and decided not to buy it. This is a case of my extreme consumerist caution that shows that YOU SHOULD NOT ALWAYS BE LIKE ME, because clearly I have a case of retardation as well.
10.
Let's list all my favorite things that appear in this picture:
1. Tea
2. Soft, fuzzy, v-neck sweaters
3. Cute men drinking tea
4. Cute men wearing soft, fuzzy, v-neck sweaters
5. Cute men doing both at the same time
6. JOHN KRASINSKI
7. JOHN KRASINSKI being the cute man doing both at the same time
9.
This picture just makes me laugh with helpless fondness every time I see it. Flushed, mussed-up JKras playing Playstation with FLAT STANLEY. OH JOHN KRASINSKI.
<8.
I believe whatever I had to say in regards to this picture has melted out of my ears along with my brains. I'll be in my corner. Gurgling.
7.
The fact that JKras and Will Arnett are friends often fills my heart with glee. The fact that they're, like, BEST FRIENDS EVER who are awesome and adorable and play Call of Duty together makes me giggle and flail like an idiot.
6.
THIS MAN. THIS MAN AND HIS RIDICULOUS LONG, LEAN, LANKY BODY AND LEGS! LEGS THAT GO ON FOREVER. THEY INSPIRE EVEN MORE "L" WORDS. LIKE LOVE. LUST. LICKING. LASKJFHEWEMNTMsdnf. YOU KNOW, BASIC WORDS LIKE THAT.
5.
See above. See also: helpless, high-pitched gurgling noises.
Goodbye, my resolution against white pants. Helloooooo, John Krasinski.
4.
I have never seen License to Wed. Since I am a snob, I plan on NEVER seeing License to Wed. But this screencap from it is possibly the purest gold on the face of the planet. I mean, it would be for just the upturned puppy-eyes and messiness alone, but then you add in his ass and oh sweet Vishnu on toast, I think this is probably the most effectively sexy I've ever seen JKras be. Ever. Urge. To drape self all over that. Rising.
3.
Let's take a moment to appreciate how well John Krasinski cleans up. And looks like an old, distinguished movie star. Only more adorable. And then add a few holy Jesus Christs in there, for good measure. Because holy Jesus Christ. (Side note: HIS HANDS.)
2.
WHY WAS THIS SCENE EVER DELETED FROM "THE CARPET"?!!? WHY?!?! WHY?!?!? This is possibly one of the greatest travesties known to mankind.
1.
I know this is technically two pictures, but they go so well together and I always see them together and I just couldn't bear to separate them. They have feelings, you know. And by feelings, I mean they give me a few. IN MY PANTS.
In conclusion: John Krasinski. Let be lovers. Or friends. Or casual fuckbuddies. Or I can just continue to be your creepy-yet-awesome fan who you don't know from a ficus plant. You know, whatever you feel comfortable with.