Jan 01, 2010 11:59
Dear Livejournal/Facebook,
How are you? I am fine.
So it's New Year, and I have internet relevant resolutions, and I thought you people ought to know about them, as the first four are also relevant to you :D (also with subliminal messaging!)
1) I will pay attention/post things to Livejournal/Facebook/AIM/whatever. I know I'm impossible to get a hold of, and I'll try and fix that. But just in case, and you should all know this by now, if you really need to get me, CALL MY HOUSE and leave a message if I'm not there. That is the number one, absolute proven way to get me. After using this method, you may then proceed to try my AIM/cell phone/whathaveyou.
2) Speaking of my cell phone: I will turn the sound back on after leaving work on Fridays, and leave it on all weekend, unless entering a movie theater. During the week, I'm most likely home, or at a place where I won't hear my cell phone anyway, so CALL MY HOUSE and leave a message if I'm not there.
3) Despite the above, I will try and remember to check for text messages throughout the week. However, texting is probably the worst way to try and get a hold of me, because, even though my cell is on vibrate, if it 'rings' while on that setting I can eventually hear/see/feel it and know to check later and call back. If it 'alerts' on that setting, I rarely notice. So CALL MY HOUSE and leave a message if I'm not there before using this option.
4) I will try and be the one to initiate conversation. I will IM people, I will comment on people's walls and statuses, I will call people, and leave messages if I have to. And to return my call, CALL MY HOUSE.
...Ok, so these resolutions aren't for my soul betterment. But seriously, I'll do my part and do all these things, if you people would just try my home number first. =T^T=
Both my phone numbers are listed on my Facebook profile. Home = Other, because for whatever reason, Facebook doesn't give the option for 'home' or 'land-line'.
Moving on...(non internet relevant things, in case you're interested)
5) I WILL NOT BECOME A BRIDEZILLA. Neither shall I become a pretty pretty princess. Or a basket case. Or anything other than someone who is happily marrying the most wonderful Jeff in the world, and having a big party to celebrate it. (10/10/10!)
6) While I will not become any of the above things, I will do my best to become at least 10% less pudgy for it...20% or more is preferred, though any more than 30% and I think it would be too much.
7) I will clean the damn house. And possibly make curtains, if the house becomes properly clean.
And I think that's a pretty good list.