Here, friendlist, meet most* of the kids who come into our shop from Vassar:
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*There are plenty of non-dickheads, too. I especially like the kids who work at the Vassar Farm Project; they actually DO SOMETHING to help our community instead of just sitting around our coffee shop and complaining that our muffins aren't organic, meanwhile texting their parents because the money ran out on their campus-cash account.