Guys try to touch my junk junk

[chibimonkey99]

I have a crush. Officially.
Gah gah gah....okay so I got all dolled up today cause I knew I was gonna see him...and yeah...
I sat there while he scarfed down Chipotle....~swwwooooonnn~
But...I think he has eyes on the blonde with giant titties from Connecticut
Even though she's with some guy from Texas...

I GOTTA BEAT THE BLONDE WITH MASSIVE TITTIES....
even though mine are big too
BUT YEAH...
He mentioned Watchmen though...so I started to talk comics..and he wasn't that into it...but I was...
I...I may have scared him off....

Also, I just want this:
http://www.youbuynow.com/item/5969?gdftrk=NyYTyZDR~n/Qoh8nsSxBSolwq3apwS1AHTZV3nm76gi9HzXIEk7LrA68v5kmfeTMvbZgF8NZ/wsSBTEuuPVt0sC18RgR7PTCVywrAyrIsETx67KQfSyPhfGxuoVH/oNkj50U3VY683~GzgNePpYUKp6kJN/syHf7NzR/hg450/OTqiCSu7ZVE6P0cb4RZoEJ

but not red...
but black...
and not in a tshirt...
in a hoodie...
and not in a youth size...

so i basically just want the robin symbol on a black hoodie that can fit me....
yeah that's it...