Title: HAAAIL & FLAAAIL
Author: Jen
Genre: Comedy & Fluff
Pairing: TakaChii
Rating: PG
Words: 1525
Prompt: #155. 5 Times Chinen Flailed Arashi's Truth PV for the
HSJ-thonNotes: The other fanfic to my Birthday Fanfic-thon. XDDD
Hehe... this was a really fun prompt to do! XDDD Chinen's fanboyness just amuses me too much. Plus I used my own experience in flailing. *twirls* I had to add the fluff/pairing in here. XDDD
Btw, I actually did some research on this prompt too! XDDD I had to rewatch Arashi's Truth PV a bunch of times. It was addicting so it was no problem. And yush I counted. O__O;;;
Umm... I dunno if this ish even comedy... X__X Well enjoy! Comments are luffed!
I totally failed writing this! MY WRITHING ISH HORRIBLE I TELL YOU!!! *DIES*
Disclaimer: Umm... TAKACHII STILL EXISTS! *FLAILS OVER SEP WINKUP & YOUR SEED MAKING* I SHALL OWN THAT AS SOON AS I GET MY HANDS ON THE MAGAZINE!!! BWAHAHA!!!
Flail 1.
“EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!”
All of the HSJ members turned their attention to the screaming culprit running toward them as the door slammed closed.
“OH MY GOD! GUESS WHAT I HEARD FROM OHNO-KUN???” Chinen yelled out, jumping up and down, flailing like crazy. If he had wings, he would have definitely flied to outer space already.
Apparently someone had to say something or else the little boy would annoy them all day long and they remembered the last time they tried to ignore him. It had been just… HELL. Chinen was just purely… scary no wait… TERRIFYING when it came to Arashi especially Ohno-kun.
“Wh-what Chinen-kun?” Yabu asked. He knew as a leader, he had to do this or else they would have to suffer again. It was his job to not let that happen. The rest of HSJ, prepared for the worst. Ryutaro seemed scared more than usual, Daiki and Inoo tried to be ninjas and sneak out the room somehow, Keito put on some earplugs, Hikaru for the idiot he already was, flailed with Chinen, Yamada and Yuto covered each other’s ears, and Takaki looked… well pissed for some reason.
“ARASHI’S NEW PV TRUTH IS COMING OUT TODAY!!! EVER SINCE THE PREVIEW, I’VE BEEN DYING FOR IT TO COME OUT! THE FIRST TIME I HEARD THE SONG WAS FROM THE OPENING OF MAOU, I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THE PV TO COME OUT!!!” He burst out with lots of energy like that energizing bunny with the battery. It just kept going and going and going and going…
“YEAH! WHAT HE SAID!” Hikaru cried out, who didn’t even know what Chinen was talking about and thinking this was just a fun, little game. The rest of HSJ just groaned, rolled their eyes, or shook their heads.
Flail 2.
“KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! IT’S GOING TO BE ON TV REALLY SOON!!!”
Chinen dragged Keito, the member nearest to him to the couch quickly. Chinen plopped down while Keito sat down uncomfortably. The English boy gave a desperate look to Hikaru, but the older boy just waved at him, having that idiotic, goofy grin. Keito told himself that from that point on, he wouldn’t ask Hikaru for help anymore.
“IT’S STARTING!!! THE PV THE PV!!!” Chinen flailed and turned to Keito. He just nodded and smiled weakly while moving his arms.
“LOOK! LOOK! OHNO-KUN SANG THE FIRST SOLO!!! ISN’T THAT AWESOME???” Chinen pointed out, enthusiastically.
Keito wondered how long the PV was going to be. He didn’t want to be rude and say he didn’t want to watch the PV again. Those were the longest 5 minutes of his life.
Flail 3.
“WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! IT’S GOING TO BE ON TV AGAIN!!!”
This time, he had somehow convinced Inoo to watch it with him. He knew the puppy eye look could make the BEST member melt and say okay.
They both sat down in front of the TV and waited for a few minutes until they showed it again.
“You don’t ever get tired of this, huh?” Inoo asked, wishing that Chinen wasn’t cute at all.
“Of course not! It was the opening of Ohno-kun’s drama! And I knew that Ohno-kun was going to sing some solos! So I listened to it like during every break I had!”
“OHNO-KUN LOOKS SO HANDSOME WITH THAT SUIT!!!” Chinen shrieked out when the PV began. “I LOVE THE SONG!!! AND THE WAY HE DANCES AND HIS VOICE IS AWESOME!!! I TOTALLY WANT MY HAIR TO BE LIKE OHNO-KUN’S!!!!! HE EVEN MADE SOME GESTURES!!!” Chinen flapped his arms and flailed wildly.
“Well, the PV is cool looking. Especially the violins and effects. I think I also heard a piano playing. I agree that it’s a great song coming from our senpais,” Inoo mused.
Chinen looked so happy when Inoo said that and glomped him for a second and went back to his ranting.
Flail 4.
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!”
Yuto twirled around to find a panic stricken Chinen.
“What’s wrong, Chii?”
“SOMEONE BROKE THE TV SO NOW IT DOESN’T WORK!!!! I CAN’T WATCH THE TRUTH PV WITH OHNO-KUN!!!” he bawled out.
Yuto patted Chinen’s head and squatted down. “Now Chinen. There’s something called the Internet and Youtube. I bet tons of people already uploaded the PV there.”
The taller member went over to get his laptop and sat on a chair. “You can sit on my lap if you want…” he offered.
“But… I feel that I can’t do that… I feel that I can’t be spoiled when it comes to Yuto-kun…” Chinen whimpered.
Yuto smiled and shook his head. “Well why don’t you try this once?” He lifted his laptop high enough so that Chinen would crawl onto his lap and sit on it. Then he placed the laptop on Chinen’s lap.
“So first you double click on Internet Explorer, this ‘E’ on the screen. Then you type in youtube.com in the address bar. Then type Arashi Truth PV in the search engine and voila! There are bunch of people who uploaded them. So click on one of them and wait for it to load so it should start playing soon. You can also make it full screen if you want by click this box at the corner of the video,” Yuto explained as he showed Chinen step by step.
“Oooh… and it doesn’t cost money right?”
“Nope, not at all!” Yuto said as they waited for the video to load.
“Thanks Yuto-kun!” Chinen cried out, happily.
Yuto clicked play and the PV started.
“I KNOW EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS IN THE PV!!! I HAVE THOROUGHLY MEMORIZED EVERY OHNO-KUN MOMENT!!! DID YOU KNOW THAT HE APPEARS 20 TIMES ALONE AND HALF THE TIMES HIS BACK IS AGAINST A WALL???” Chinen squealed out loudly.
“You actually counted? How many times have you watched it?” Yuto raised an eyebrow.
“I LOST COUNT! OHNO-KUN IS GOING TO BE AGAINST THE WALL SOON!!! HE’S SO KAKKOI!!!!” Chinen flailed, hitting Yuto’s face in the process. It happened so many times that Yuto got annoyed.
“Chinen, if you flail one more time and hit me, I’m going to stop this PV and leave. And no more sitting on my lap,” Yuto said angrily.
No wonder Chinen felt that he couldn’t sit on Yuto’s lap… He stopped and watched the PV while singing along.
Flail 5.
“JLKJEWAILFJASLKFJSANDKLFJXLF!!!”
“Chii! Calm down! I don’t even know what in the world you’re saying!” Takaki exclaimed.
“ASFJSLKJVLKDJFJWLKJEFLKJSJKLSJ!!!” a hyper Chinen repeated.
“I can’t understand your gibberish!!!”
“I BOUGHT THE LIMITED EDITION OF TRUTH AND OHNO-KUN PERSONALLY SIGNED IT FOR ME!!!” Chinen finally translated.
Takaki was ecstatic when Chinen had asked if he wanted to come over to his house. The BEST member automatically said yes. They hadn’t hung out for a while let alone gone out on a date. But what he didn’t know was why he was sitting on the bed of Chinen’s room, watching that damn Arashi’s Truth PV… AGAIN for the billionth time.
Chinen flailed and bounced every time that Ohno-kun popped up. Takaki knew of Chinen’s obsession over Arashi particularly Ohno-kun. The little boy had posters of him all over his walls, tons of magazines and clippings, and even the stupid autograph board that he grabbed during an Arashi concert was framed and hung up all neatly. He respected Chinen’s obsession though it was going a bit far since he had never seen a picture of them both in the room. How could he not be jealous? His boyfriend was flailing too much over another guy.
“YUUYAN!!! LOOK! IT’S OHNO-KUN AGAIN!!!” Chinen blurted out. He had been saying that for who knows how long. “YUUYAN???” He tugged on Takaki’s shirt and looked up with eyes glinting with happiness.
Takaki was already beyond annoyed with Chinen going crazy over Ohno-kun. He tilted Chinen’s chin up and peered into his eyes. The latter stared back, confused. Takaki leaned in and planted a kiss on his lips. He felt Chinen tense up and then relax. Chinen smiled and kissed back, throwing his arms around his neck. They pulled away after a few minutes.
“Ne Yuuyan, what was that for?” Chinen purred.
“I just felt like it, that’s all,” Takaki replied, crossing his arms and staring at the making of the PV.
Chinen nuzzled in Takaki’s neck. The older boy wrapped his arms around him and murmured in his ear, “I think your fanboying is too much for me. Makes me think that you’re in love with Ohno-kun or something.”
“Aww… you’re jealous of Ohno-kun? That makes me so happy…” Chinen nestled into the warmth of Takaki’s body, settling on his lap.
“You keep talking about him… and have all these things… I don’t even see our pictures…” Takaki continued.
“What if I said that I was planning on redecorating my room soon?” Chinen suggested, playing with Takaki’s hair.
“Then you better get started on it as soon as I leave and the next time I come, you would’ve finished by then. I better see pictures of you and me together,” Takaki mumbled, enjoying the feel of Chinen’s fingers going through his hair.
“Mmm hmm… Guess what I love to do more than fanboying?” Chinen whispered.
“What?” Takaki asked softly.
Chinen placed a kiss on his cheek and said, “Loving you.”