wewt newts
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Don't make me open a can of WEWT on your @55. Hehehe...
YAY for 4 day weekend!!! today's my wittle itty bitty brovfer's 15th birfday. *pokes* i got him nothing. XD he gets the same thing from me every year. BUT, i found his bank book in my mum's desk for him, so i owe him nothing.
yesterday i went to lunch with jenny (no wheelchair!! YAY!!!) and saw alex at pizza hut!! ^^ him and his little brother are almost like clones, except alex's head is more square...and he's taller. I totally embarrassed him infront of his grandma. Then me and jenny went on the sunglasses adventure!! ^^ and THINGS happened!!!! XD XD XD
I wasn't at coffeehouse last night because:
A) i was really tired and...
B) my forehead was on fire so...
C) even when my mum did get home before 8...
D) i wouldn't have gone anyway because it turns out my great aunt's in the hospital. so...
E) i sat on my rump and read a book, ate an entire taco salad by myself (which is a first), fell asleep on the couch, and then...
F) it was around 11 and my mum and steve were watching MY napoleon dynamite movie, but instead of arguing at them for robbing my dvd's from me blind...
G) i sat up and promptly fell asleep again until about 12:30
my dad got a bunch of free bread this morning from his friend donald (not the duck). YAY!!! free bread!! ^^ it's really good too! since it's a day old and no one likes to buy day old bread, don gave it to us (he owns a bakery or something). AND IT'S DELICIOUS!!! i don't plan on sharing!!
~chris
This update was brought to you by 1337 tr33t5: ph33r my pwn4ge, n00b.
Don't make me open a can of WEWT on your @55. Hehehe...
YAY for 4 day weekend!!! today's my wittle itty bitty brovfer's 15th birfday. *pokes* i got him nothing. XD he gets the same thing from me every year. BUT, i found his bank book in my mum's desk for him, so i owe him nothing.
yesterday i went to lunch with jenny (no wheelchair!! YAY!!!) and saw alex at pizza hut!! ^^ him and his little brother are almost like clones, except alex's head is more square...and he's taller. I totally embarrassed him infront of his grandma. Then me and jenny went on the sunglasses adventure!! ^^ and THINGS happened!!!! XD XD XD
I wasn't at coffeehouse last night because:
A) i was really tired and...
B) my forehead was on fire so...
C) even when my mum did get home before 8...
D) i wouldn't have gone anyway because it turns out my great aunt's in the hospital. so...
E) i sat on my rump and read a book, ate an entire taco salad by myself (which is a first), fell asleep on the couch, and then...
F) it was around 11 and my mum and steve were watching MY napoleon dynamite movie, but instead of arguing at them for robbing my dvd's from me blind...
G) i sat up and promptly fell asleep again until about 12:30
my dad got a bunch of free bread this morning from his friend donald (not the duck). YAY!!! free bread!! ^^ it's really good too! since it's a day old and no one likes to buy day old bread, don gave it to us (he owns a bakery or something). AND IT'S DELICIOUS!!! i don't plan on sharing!!
~chris
This update was brought to you by 1337 tr33t5: ph33r my pwn4ge, n00b.