I guess I better do 'em.
The episodes today were good and everything, but I am doing the ramblings many hours late, so I can't *exactly* recall *every little detail* of what happened. I'll try, though.
Okay, first one. Charles gets a houseboy who turns out to be a commie, but no one knows about it. He does voiceovers of writing letter to "Comrade", who's interested in duplicating the 4077th's efficiency. Mmkay. Gawd, Charles was so worthless in that episode. He had the guy get all his food for him, and all this other shit, and then at the end when the guy quit, oh man.
"Oh, this is just killing me. I'll pay you.... $1.50. But no more Thursday nights off!!"
"My final offer, We split the cleaning."
And then in the bar, the guy's english suddenly improved, and he blamed it on the Whiskey. Then he was like, "Fill er up, Charlie!" And Charles was like "Do you have any idea who you're speaking to?!? How dare you... oh, what the hell." Heee!! Drunk!!!!Charles... I tell ya.
Klinger gave so many horrible impressions, though!! Gawd! He was in his nurses outfit and the houseboy was like, "Nurse...?? O_O" Klinger said, "You're new, so I'll let that one slide."
And then in the mess tent, it was like "This is Major Winchester's dinner. He wants a little of everything." Klinger was dishing it up and he said something like, "You know what's wrong with him? He's a coward. Set the tray down, it'll get there by itself."
Oh, and Hawkeye won a jeep at Poker, but instead they sent him this huge gun, and the communist dude was like, "Major, why is there an enormous firearm in the middle of the compound?!?" Charles said something like knowing the army, it's probably a new form of anesthesia. The communist dude was totally aghast.
OH, and not to mention, when he was getting Charles' food, he asked Klinger about the gun. Klinger was so happy about it, he said, "Think of the self-inflicted wound I could get from that baby!" X____x;;;; He is so great.
Mmkay, well, second episode. It was the acupuncture episode! Yaaaay!!! Charles instructing those doctors was such a hoot. "You've made a rather embarrassing faux pas!"
And OF COURSE, Klinger had some sort of ridiculous idea for a cure, and combined with Mulcahy and Margaret, they drove him so mad that he sat up, and everyone was like, "It's a miracle!"
Oh, and Hawkeye was trying to charge the army for all his services, and he got the amount of like $38,005 or something. Ha, Klinger was like "That's more than the Gross National Product of Lebanon!" And that jeep stealing thing was a total scream.
Haha... "I've been stabbed! I'll never walk again!!" And... ahem.. "okeydokey." X FUCKEN D.
"Not so bad for three stooges, huh?"
BTW, KASUMI!!!! I downloaded "Dyke Eye for the Straight Guy" today, and I was totally laughing my ass off. AWESOME job!!!