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Jacque: I have been watching the TV, and it says that you have to give the ladies the lumps of compressed coal, or they will not love you. That is not true.
Jim: There's only one thing I have to give the ladies to make them love me.
Jacque: Please don't thrust that at me.
In other news, getting sick the *day* you're supposed to sing all two-and-a-half hours of Handel's Messiah? Is not cool.
Jim: There's only one thing I have to give the ladies to make them love me.
Jacque: Please don't thrust that at me.
In other news, getting sick the *day* you're supposed to sing all two-and-a-half hours of Handel's Messiah? Is not cool.