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Me: Oooh. Superman is changing his voice to sound like Batman while having sex with Robin.
Jim: So what, he's got super-mimicry?
Me: Yup! It's canon!*
Jacque: Superman has super-everything.
Jim: Yeah, he's even got Super-weaving, if I remember correctly.
Me: Super-cosmetics...
Jim: Super-ventriloquism... He could make his penis sound like Batman! That would *really* mess Robin up!
*horrified pause*
Jim, in funny voice: "It's time for me to go the Batcave, Robin!"
Go tell Jim if you want to have his babies how messed up he is.
*Animated, the Adventures of Superman, episode "Knight Time". Robin is mildly curious, until Supers does *his* voice. Then he *twitches*.
Jim: So what, he's got super-mimicry?
Me: Yup! It's canon!*
Jacque: Superman has super-everything.
Jim: Yeah, he's even got Super-weaving, if I remember correctly.
Me: Super-cosmetics...
Jim: Super-ventriloquism... He could make his penis sound like Batman! That would *really* mess Robin up!
*horrified pause*
Jim, in funny voice: "It's time for me to go the Batcave, Robin!"
Go tell Jim if you want to have his babies how messed up he is.
*Animated, the Adventures of Superman, episode "Knight Time". Robin is mildly curious, until Supers does *his* voice. Then he *twitches*.