So, a friend of mine and I were arguing over which of us would be the Vegas showgirl and which would be the crazy manager...
Bena: But you have boobs!
Me: But you have *legs*!
Bena: But you have *boobs*!
Bena: ...You know, now that I think about it, together we would be the perfect midget-showgirl.
Glitter!
Fishnets!
G-Strings!
Tassles!
Heels!
By our powers combined, we are CAPTAIN SHOWGIRL!