POKEDOLLS.
WHY ARE THEY SO ADORABLE? They are like regular Pokemon plushes. But small, and chibified. WHICH MAKES THEM EVEN CUTER EEEEEE. *Flails around for a few moments*
I want to hug them. ALL of them.
Then I remember that there's 649 Pokemon, and that a ton of them have extra forms. Even if there aren't Pokedolls for every Pokemon ever, once you account for the extra thirty Pikachus and all, one of every one they make at six-inch scale would probably be enough to crush a small animal or two. And that I'll be moving back to a dorm in a couple weeks.
Then I think screw it, I'll have a Pokedoll pit. Like a ball pit, only cuddlier and more adorable. Then I will hug them all forever, and they will make me their queen.
Speaking of Pokemon adorableness, you know the Spirit Pokemon meme? Yesterday, I was cleaning out a bunch of old stuffed animals and randomly found an old Oddish plush from Burger King. I didn't even know they'd MADE Pokemon plushies for a Burger King promo. At which point, I decided that clearly, my spirit Pokemon is Oddish. Because why not. It's a nocturnal blue mandrake blob of cuteness. Also, there are so many situations it would be unhelpful in. Like all of them. IMAGINE IT. Waking up on time- It is asleep. Social stuff- It is asleep. Gardening- It is asleep, and also looks like a weed. You can't even eat one because of it would just be there. STARING at you. With its little ickle smile.
So yeah. This is why I don't do post-y stuff much. I like to give the illusion I'm still slightly sane.