ROSE OF VERSAILLE SPAM POST.
So, yeah. I'm putting this up so I can add to it as thoughts occur to me during volume two. I guess there are spoilers because I know bascially how the story goes already? Read at your own discretion, I guess.
To begin with:
Andre and his grandmother are both adorable. ADORABLE. "HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO MADEMOISELLE THAT WAY??" Hee.
ANDRE STOP IT. "I'll die for you someday, Oscar. :<" STOP IT I KNOW NO MORE FORESHADOWING.
"S-so Oscar... Is a woman?! No wonder... She's too slender to be a man. How fragile she is...!" FERSEN SHUT UP YOU DIDN'T FIGURE IT OUT GRANDMA TOLD YOU. Also, sheesh. Oscar jumped off a panicking horse. Getting bruised because of that doesn't make her fragile.
Oh! A page just about Oscar! ...That gives away the ending of the story. Way to go, scanlater. You probably spoiled someone's day, but I'm not sure who's. Oscar is a mezzo soprano, apparently. "Andre's grandmother curls her hair every day." Hahahaha I love Andre's grandma. Apparently Oscar can also speak Latin and likes to drink brandy. THE MORE YOU KNOW.
Mmmmm, rotted corpse. It always amuses me when people think shoujo manga is all hearts and sparkles. There are lots of sparkles. But also rotted corpses.
Everyone: "Oh shit this kid's the next king? We are fucked."
Hahahahaha why do you think a young king will lower the cost of living? THANK YOU WE KNOW HOW THE STORY GOES YOU CAN STOP SOUNDING SO HOPEFUL, PEASANTS.
NOOO OSCAR DON'T CRY. :<
Fersen: "Oscar, aren't you lonely? Dressing up in men's clothes, even though you're a woman? Will you live out your life without ever knowing a woman's happiness?"
Oscar: You know I never thought about it. Let me think... No.
OSCAR CARES NOT FOR YOUR GENDER ROLES.
DSAABSIBDSHYB ADORABLE CHIBI OSCAR! CHIBI ANDRE! CHIBI GRANDMA! Oh yeah, and some other people, I guess. Chibi Fersen is adorable, but he kinda annoys me as a character.
"Oh... My! How wonderful! How gallant you've become! Even I can't help but admire you, and I'm a woman!" Hahahaha! Come on, grandma, you've always admired Oscar. Admit it.
Oh, Andre, you're such a dork. <3
EEEEEEEEEEE! <3 SO CUTE. SO. PAINFULLY. ADORABLE.
I might need to get a premium account just so I can use the billion icons I've been making recently.
No, Oscar. You're wrong, actually. You COULD buy her. But yeah, I guess you're not going to.
HOLY SHIT
Hahahaha Andre stop teasing Oscar.
DAASSAISHAISA DON'T POINT HIM OUT YOU DORK
Hee. Oscar lives in a permanent halo of sparkles.
Oscar: BITCHES I AM TOO COOL FOR THIS PARTY.
Oscar's dad is awesome.
"Sir your daughter's going to be in a duel! It's terrible!!"
"Nah, it's cool. Oscar'll wipe the floor with him."
Hahahahaha Grandma's awesome too.
Hee. Livres to yen conversion. THAT'LL COME IN HANDY SOME DAY.
Grandma: Noooooooo! Monsieur how could you?!?! How cruel! If I had known this was going to happen I would have fought you to death all those years ago!!! TO THE DEATH!!! Oh, poor Mademoiselle Oscar! T.T
Oscar: Uh... I'm okay. Really. o.0
Speak, Andre. Good boy, you get a biscuit.
A flashback...? Of something that I swear didn't happen before...? What?
STOP TORMENTING THIS POOR GIRL.
God just hates you, dear.
WELL THIS IS A DELICATE TOPIC OF CONVERSATION.
Oscar: BITCHES. >:|
EEEEEEEEEE! <3
EEEEEEEEEE! <3 Hmmm, I might have to make this a tag.
You're treating her very well, considering she just tried to murder your mother.
"Who told you to stab that tree?!" Hee. So Oscar said with an evil smile. OSCAR YOU'RE ENJOYING YOURSELF TOO MUCH OSCAR.
EEEEEEEEEE! <3
Sheesh, it was a reasonable question.
OSCAR WHY ARE YOU SO EAGER TO WATCH HER MURDER SOMEONE.
EEEEEEEEEE! <3
"If you dance they'll all go into convulsions!" Hahahaha, Andre.
Dun dunn DUUUUUNNNNN.
EEEEEEEEEE! <3
Sure it can.
No. No nono. I refuse.
Ah, now I see why you wanted to get them back together. You delightful sneak.
Tee hee. Tee hee.
DETECTIVE ANDRE IS ON THE CASE.
DUN DUN DDDDDDDDUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNN. Shit is about to go down.
THEN WHAT WAS THE POINT OF TEACHING HER HOW TO KILL PEOPLE?!?!?
Fersen, you're a doof. But you're still not as loveable as Andre.
Har har, you big loser.
My word, what a silly hat.
Hahaha, the chandelier is falling on you and the solution is to punch Andre what?
"Anyone can come in here so long as they have a sword and a hat!" So pants are optional, then?
Oscar: WTF was that about?
I would "eee" again, but you're bugging me, Rosalie. Stop being so annoying.
Oscar: NOW I'M PISSED. I'M GONNA WHUP ME SOME ASS.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D:
You are the worst assassins ever, guys.
"The Duke de Guiche likes young girls." DDDDD:
I'D BE IN A FOUL MOOD TOO IF I HAD GOTTEN STABBED.
Andre, you sound like someone's mother.
OSCAR WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS MALARKY.
Oh god zombies.
Y'know. 'Cause. She'd find out, anyway.
It's not treason. You're not French. They'd still kill you, but it's not treason.
No. NO. NOOOOOOOOOO HOW CAN THAT BE THE END OF WHAT'S BEEN TRANSLATED I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME WHYYYYYYYYYYYY
Oh geeze. It's 5:30 am. I guess I should go to sleep or something.
To begin with:
Andre and his grandmother are both adorable. ADORABLE. "HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO MADEMOISELLE THAT WAY??" Hee.
ANDRE STOP IT. "I'll die for you someday, Oscar. :<" STOP IT I KNOW NO MORE FORESHADOWING.
"S-so Oscar... Is a woman?! No wonder... She's too slender to be a man. How fragile she is...!" FERSEN SHUT UP YOU DIDN'T FIGURE IT OUT GRANDMA TOLD YOU. Also, sheesh. Oscar jumped off a panicking horse. Getting bruised because of that doesn't make her fragile.
Oh! A page just about Oscar! ...That gives away the ending of the story. Way to go, scanlater. You probably spoiled someone's day, but I'm not sure who's. Oscar is a mezzo soprano, apparently. "Andre's grandmother curls her hair every day." Hahahaha I love Andre's grandma. Apparently Oscar can also speak Latin and likes to drink brandy. THE MORE YOU KNOW.
Mmmmm, rotted corpse. It always amuses me when people think shoujo manga is all hearts and sparkles. There are lots of sparkles. But also rotted corpses.
Everyone: "Oh shit this kid's the next king? We are fucked."
Hahahahaha why do you think a young king will lower the cost of living? THANK YOU WE KNOW HOW THE STORY GOES YOU CAN STOP SOUNDING SO HOPEFUL, PEASANTS.
NOOO OSCAR DON'T CRY. :<
Fersen: "Oscar, aren't you lonely? Dressing up in men's clothes, even though you're a woman? Will you live out your life without ever knowing a woman's happiness?"
Oscar: You know I never thought about it. Let me think... No.
OSCAR CARES NOT FOR YOUR GENDER ROLES.
DSAABSIBDSHYB ADORABLE CHIBI OSCAR! CHIBI ANDRE! CHIBI GRANDMA! Oh yeah, and some other people, I guess. Chibi Fersen is adorable, but he kinda annoys me as a character.
"Oh... My! How wonderful! How gallant you've become! Even I can't help but admire you, and I'm a woman!" Hahahaha! Come on, grandma, you've always admired Oscar. Admit it.
Oh, Andre, you're such a dork. <3
EEEEEEEEEEE! <3 SO CUTE. SO. PAINFULLY. ADORABLE.
I might need to get a premium account just so I can use the billion icons I've been making recently.
No, Oscar. You're wrong, actually. You COULD buy her. But yeah, I guess you're not going to.
HOLY SHIT
Hahahaha Andre stop teasing Oscar.
DAASSAISHAISA DON'T POINT HIM OUT YOU DORK
Hee. Oscar lives in a permanent halo of sparkles.
Oscar: BITCHES I AM TOO COOL FOR THIS PARTY.
Oscar's dad is awesome.
"Sir your daughter's going to be in a duel! It's terrible!!"
"Nah, it's cool. Oscar'll wipe the floor with him."
Hahahahaha Grandma's awesome too.
Hee. Livres to yen conversion. THAT'LL COME IN HANDY SOME DAY.
Grandma: Noooooooo! Monsieur how could you?!?! How cruel! If I had known this was going to happen I would have fought you to death all those years ago!!! TO THE DEATH!!! Oh, poor Mademoiselle Oscar! T.T
Oscar: Uh... I'm okay. Really. o.0
Speak, Andre. Good boy, you get a biscuit.
A flashback...? Of something that I swear didn't happen before...? What?
STOP TORMENTING THIS POOR GIRL.
God just hates you, dear.
WELL THIS IS A DELICATE TOPIC OF CONVERSATION.
Oscar: BITCHES. >:|
EEEEEEEEEE! <3
EEEEEEEEEE! <3 Hmmm, I might have to make this a tag.
You're treating her very well, considering she just tried to murder your mother.
"Who told you to stab that tree?!" Hee. So Oscar said with an evil smile. OSCAR YOU'RE ENJOYING YOURSELF TOO MUCH OSCAR.
EEEEEEEEEE! <3
Sheesh, it was a reasonable question.
OSCAR WHY ARE YOU SO EAGER TO WATCH HER MURDER SOMEONE.
EEEEEEEEEE! <3
"If you dance they'll all go into convulsions!" Hahahaha, Andre.
Dun dunn DUUUUUNNNNN.
EEEEEEEEEE! <3
Sure it can.
No. No nono. I refuse.
Ah, now I see why you wanted to get them back together. You delightful sneak.
Tee hee. Tee hee.
DETECTIVE ANDRE IS ON THE CASE.
DUN DUN DDDDDDDDUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNN. Shit is about to go down.
THEN WHAT WAS THE POINT OF TEACHING HER HOW TO KILL PEOPLE?!?!?
Fersen, you're a doof. But you're still not as loveable as Andre.
Har har, you big loser.
My word, what a silly hat.
Hahaha, the chandelier is falling on you and the solution is to punch Andre what?
"Anyone can come in here so long as they have a sword and a hat!" So pants are optional, then?
Oscar: WTF was that about?
I would "eee" again, but you're bugging me, Rosalie. Stop being so annoying.
Oscar: NOW I'M PISSED. I'M GONNA WHUP ME SOME ASS.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D:
You are the worst assassins ever, guys.
"The Duke de Guiche likes young girls." DDDDD:
I'D BE IN A FOUL MOOD TOO IF I HAD GOTTEN STABBED.
Andre, you sound like someone's mother.
OSCAR WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS MALARKY.
Oh god zombies.
Y'know. 'Cause. She'd find out, anyway.
It's not treason. You're not French. They'd still kill you, but it's not treason.
No. NO. NOOOOOOOOOO HOW CAN THAT BE THE END OF WHAT'S BEEN TRANSLATED I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME WHYYYYYYYYYYYY
Oh geeze. It's 5:30 am. I guess I should go to sleep or something.