[Fic] P Stands for Perplexed Princes, Perverted Magicians and Poor Bunnies
Title: P Stands for Perplexed Princes, Perverted Magicians and Poor Bunnies
Characters: Havi x Val, Ruruka
Rating: PG
Spoilers: None
Disclaimer: Bunny and sexy guys belong to Yamane Ayano Sensei. Stupid idea belongs to me.
Val peeked over the steaming mug of hot chocolate that he held in his hands. Line of vision focused on the happy wizard currently lovingly cleaning the ancient tomes that he had “took” from the magician’s village. He blushed and hastily gulped down his hot chocolate, when he saw the tip of Havi’s tongue slipped out between plush pink lips to lick at the stray drop of chocolate at the side of his mouth.
It must be the combination of the stress of all that had happened; the exposure to various magical elements and spells; and only having Havi as the sole human companion for a long period of time, that caused something in his brain to go slightly fried. Yes, that was definitely the reason that he would even consider the wizard to be sexy, Val desperately convinced himself. Only to subsequently banged his head on his knees as he realized that he had thought Havi was sexy.
“Are you alright?” Ruruka asked as he curled himself more tightly around Val’s shoulders. “You have been making weird expressions on your face for some time now Val.”
Petting the rabbit on his fluffy ears, Val replied, “It’s nothing, Ruruka.”
An all too familiar voice suddenly speaking at his ear caused Val to shiver and jumped up in surprise. He turned to see Havi kneeling beside him with a flask in his hand. “What?” Val stumbled out. His heart beating at a rapid pace.
“I asked whether you wanted more hot chocolate,” Havi answered. “Are you alright?” Havi repeated Ruruka’s previous question. “You look a little flushed. Have you got a fever?”
Seeing Havi extending his hand towards his head, Val scrambled backwards in a panic, displacing Ruruka, who was resting on his shoulders.
“Ouch…that hurts Val,” Ruruka complained, as he used one of his ears to rub his own abused tush.
“Sorry Ruruka…I’m fine Havi, just feeling a little hot,” Val said as he stood up. “I am going to the lake to take a quick dip.” Hastily grabbing his backpack, Val hurriedly made his getaway from Havi.
Poking Havi on the face with the same ear that he had just used to rub his bottom, Ruruka asked, “What did you do to poor Val this time, you perverted wizard?”
“Nothing you rabbit,” Havi stated as he oh-so-casually grabbed Ruruka by his ears and tossed him in the general direction of the fire. It did not escape his notice that the damn rabbit had purposely used the same disgusting ear it had used to rub his buttocks, to poke his face. As he heard the rabbit yelped out loud when a few strands of his fur got singed, Havi smirked as he took another sip of his hot chocolate, thoughtful eyes staring into the direction that Val had just fled to.
As Havi and Ruruka were having their petty and childish little arguments around the fire, Val was currently chest deep in the cool water of the lake. In his mind, he was replaying in full high definition color, the scene where Havi was sitting beside him with his hand outstretched and coming towards his face. Val blushed violently as he remember how he had thought that at that moment, the wizard had looked extremely gorgeous with the fire casting a glow around him. And not to mentioned, how sexy his voice was.
Val dunked his head into the water in acute embarrassment and self-censure, as he recalled how at that point in time, he had so dearly wanted to push Havi down and have his way with him. He was acting like a beast in heat. An animal. Surely as a refined and cultured prince, he had more manners and sense than to just jump an unsuspecting person’s bones without even going through the basic courting process.
Coming up for air, Val shook his head in disbelief. Surely he was not considering Havi as a potential partner. After all, Havi was a guy and so was he. And most importantly, he was not gay. And he doubt Havi was either. This whole madness was probably a delusion conjured up by his exhausted mind. Everything will go back to normal once he finally had a good night rest. Splashing his face with the cool water, Val got out of the lake and determinedly decided to forget about this whole matter.
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“I will have you know that I was a prized attendant of the great sorcerer Haldaim. A sorcerer far greater than you, a third rate magician, can ever dream of becoming,” Ruruka fumed as he hovered indignantly at a safe distance from Havi.
“You mean prized feather duster, you rabbit,” Havi rebutted. “So far, you haven’t shown any powers worth complimenting on. Why don’t you put those overgrown fluffy tail and ears to good use and start dusting my books for me? You know, like you used to do for Haldaim?” Havi taunted with a smirk.
Ruruka puffed up his cheeks in anger and opened his mouth to release several energy balls to hit the insulting wizard with. Though all for naught, when Havi easily dispersed the balls with just a wave of his hand.
Knowing he would lose in a match of magical power with the wizard, Ruruka resorted to physical violence. Attacking the smug wizard with his so-called overgrown tail and ears, while yelling, “How’s that for a feather duster you pervert wizard!”
Havi, of course not going to ignore the attack on his person, used his staff and began twirling it in a circle, forming a spinning shield of defense from the violent rabbit.
And thus this was the scene that Val walked into after his bath at the lake. Utter Chaos.
“I can’t believe the two of you,” Val scolded as he cleared up the mess made. “A famous wizard and an attendant of a great sorcerer fighting like little children.”
“I am sorry Val, don’t be mad,” Ruruka pleaded as he cutely snuggled up to Val.
Val sighed. “I am not mad,” he assured Ruruka, as he comforted him by ruffling his head.
Sensing that Val was really not angry with him, Ruruka decided to push his luck. “It was Havi’s fault. He insulted me by calling me an overgrown feather duster,” Ruruka sniffed, even squeezing a couple of tears out for the dramatic factor.
“Havi!” Val reprimanded. “How could you hurt Ruruka’s feelings like that?”
“I was only teasing him. And he started it first by calling me a lousy third rate magician,” Havi pouted childishly.
Which Val thought was very cute. A thought which he subsequently scolded himself for having. ‘No more drooling over Havi. I am straight. He’s straight. I am not a pervert,’ Val desperately reproached himself.
Clearing his throat, Val said, “Well, lets forget about it. We should go to bed now if we want to get a early head start tomorrow.” Spreading out his sleeping mat, Val wished both Havi and Ruruka a goodnight, quickly turning his back on Havi when he noticed the magician changing into his more comfortable sleeping wear.
A mantra began chanting within his head.
‘A prince, not a pervert. Straight. Not gay. I don’t think Havi is sexy. Don’t want to push him down. A prince, not a pervert…’
Later in the night, after an extremely satisfying horizontal workout for Havi and another porno showing for the peeking tom rabbit. Ruruka flipped onto his back as he disinterestedly watched as Havi went on to proceed to his recently added nightly activity.
Cuddling a sleeping Val within his embrace, Havi brought his lips close to Val’s ear. “You enjoyed yourself tonight didn’t you? You loved the way I kiss you, the gentle sucking motions I made as my lips traveled from your delicate neck to your delectable hips. Remember how good it felt to have your cock in my hot wet mouth. Sucking, licking, teasing. How you moaned in pleasure when your sensitive nipples were tweaked. I made you feel really good didn’t I? You know you want more don’t you? You know you want me. Want me so badly. I can be yours. Just make the first move. You know you want to…”
After listening to Havi babbling into Val’s ear for a good ten minutes or so, Ruruka could not help but piped in. “I don’t see the point of all this. It just makes you seem more deranged and perverted than you already are.”
“Quiet, you bunny-shaped feather duster,” Havi snapped. “I will have you know that a person’s sub-conscious is a powerful thing.”
“I am so going to tell on you!” Ruruka huffed, miffed at being called a feather duster again. “I am going to tell Val that you are brain-washing him while he is asleep!”
Havi narrowed his eyes at the Ruruka, mumbling a spell under his breath, he waved his hand towards the oblivious rabbit, who was rattling on loudly about how Val would fillet Havi for his evil-doings.
Total silence followed. Finishing up his task, Havi peacefully and happily went to sleep.
The next morning, Val woke up to the sight of a nearly nude and dripping wet Havi. Blushing, he immediately averted his eyes, not noticing the pleased grin that flashed across the magician’s face. “Good morning,” Val greeted the ground in front of him.
“Morning,” Havi answered. “I made breakfast. Or you could have a swim at the lake first if you want. The water is really cool and refreshing,” Havi said, as he dried himself and put on this clothes slowly. Real slowly.
“I think…I will take a dip first,” Val stammered, as he hurriedly grabbed the necessary items and fled to the lake.
Behind him, Havi smiled a pleased smile.
Upon coming back from the lake, as Val sat down by the fire and began eating his breakfast, he noticed that Ruruka was nowhere in sight. Usually, the rabbit would be cuddling around his neck as he nibbled on food from Val’s breakfast. “Havi, have you seen Ruruka?”
“Hmm…” A distracted Havi mumbled as he cleaned his books for the hundredth time. “Oh that bunny went on ahead of us.”
“What? Why?” Val questioned. “Is there something wrong?” he asked, worried for Ruruka.
Pausing from his cleaning, Havi looked up and reassured Val, “No nothing is wrong. He just had to do something for his previous master. An unfulfilled request. It’s better if you don’t ask him about it when he returns. He is pretty sensitive regarding the matter. Just pretend that he never left.” Seeing the still worried look on Val’s face, Havi continued, “Don’t worry. That bunny is just off fulfilling his destiny. He will be back in three days’ time.”
Seeing as to how Havi was so certain about the matter, Val just nodded his head in understanding and resumed eating his breakfast. While Havi, happily continued dusting his precious books with his bunny-shaped feather duster.
The End
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