muhammad jihad!!!
ok so, last night was,.... interesting. i spent the day walking around town getting funny looks (the tutors wanted me to take a bunch of photos of art deco and art nouveau buildings in town)... then went and met john after work where we stumbled to this art exhibition of one of john's friends and it was.... a bit odd....there was a pile of binbags in one corner filled with paper and rubbish , but they had cute faces stuck on them... there was a ladder that was painted half green and half blue...there was a skateboard that had its wheels taken off, then metal legs were stuck on and the wheels were put on the bottom of those so it was like a little table... and one of those bollard things, the big plastic ones they fill with sand to make railings stand up around roadworks... they nicked one and sprayed it bright gold... very odd indeed....
but to carry on, when waiting for a bus home last night, we firstly noticed this drunk old man who was asleep in the bus stop, he had an Only Fools And Horses video in a plastic bag, and he kept opening his eyes then reaching to his right where the bin was, with his hand cupped like he was reaching for a pint... oh yeah and he'd pissed himself. nice big wet patch on his crotch. LOVELY.
but then an old lady turned up and an old man, they'd never met, but they were both a bit drunk and decided to sit and chat.it was bloody cold so john put his wooly hat on my head then pulled my hood up over it as well, and put a scarf on me so i was all wrapped up and only a bit of my face was exposed, and he jokingly called me a muslim...then about 5 minutes later, john heard the old lady saying something about muslims, so he took my hood down and told me he thought we were worrying the old people, then the woman said to the bloke "she DID have one of those things on, he's just taken it off her" so john laughed and turned round and asked her what she was talking about and she was like "im not saying nothing" so john told her im really not a muslim it was a wooly hat, and i said "yeah im not muslim, im a catholic" and the woman was SO weird, she didnt believe me! she was saying "oh well, im not getting involved in this im too old" like that means anything... then me and john were just sitting laughing about it.... they started talking about me being muslim again and john turned round to say somethin to them and the old bloke started saying "look, dont be saying what when shes talking , she was talking to me not you, you jsut deal with your thing and ill deal with mine" and john was saying "i will do" then the guy kept on saying "yes well make sure you do" then john said "i am" and he went "yeah well you better had" and john said... "i AM doing" and it went on like that for about 5 minutes.... so fucking dumb...then john said that he was only asking what the old bag had said because shed said something about me being a muslim and that im not one and the woman said, oh get this... she said "well shes carrying on like one!" WHAT IN THE FUCKITY FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN???? how on EARTH was i carrying on like a muslim??? i was just sitting waiting for a bus with a wooly hat on!! freaks!
allah wept...
but to carry on, when waiting for a bus home last night, we firstly noticed this drunk old man who was asleep in the bus stop, he had an Only Fools And Horses video in a plastic bag, and he kept opening his eyes then reaching to his right where the bin was, with his hand cupped like he was reaching for a pint... oh yeah and he'd pissed himself. nice big wet patch on his crotch. LOVELY.
but then an old lady turned up and an old man, they'd never met, but they were both a bit drunk and decided to sit and chat.it was bloody cold so john put his wooly hat on my head then pulled my hood up over it as well, and put a scarf on me so i was all wrapped up and only a bit of my face was exposed, and he jokingly called me a muslim...then about 5 minutes later, john heard the old lady saying something about muslims, so he took my hood down and told me he thought we were worrying the old people, then the woman said to the bloke "she DID have one of those things on, he's just taken it off her" so john laughed and turned round and asked her what she was talking about and she was like "im not saying nothing" so john told her im really not a muslim it was a wooly hat, and i said "yeah im not muslim, im a catholic" and the woman was SO weird, she didnt believe me! she was saying "oh well, im not getting involved in this im too old" like that means anything... then me and john were just sitting laughing about it.... they started talking about me being muslim again and john turned round to say somethin to them and the old bloke started saying "look, dont be saying what when shes talking , she was talking to me not you, you jsut deal with your thing and ill deal with mine" and john was saying "i will do" then the guy kept on saying "yes well make sure you do" then john said "i am" and he went "yeah well you better had" and john said... "i AM doing" and it went on like that for about 5 minutes.... so fucking dumb...then john said that he was only asking what the old bag had said because shed said something about me being a muslim and that im not one and the woman said, oh get this... she said "well shes carrying on like one!" WHAT IN THE FUCKITY FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN???? how on EARTH was i carrying on like a muslim??? i was just sitting waiting for a bus with a wooly hat on!! freaks!
allah wept...